So, being the forever alone that I am, I googled how to get a girl to like me. Now, when you're done laughing I have a serious question. There is a wikihow article on the aforementioned topic, and i scrolled down and saw this image: http://www.wikihow.com/images/5/59/Get-a-Girl-to-Like-You-Step-1.jpg If you look to the left you will see a stoner, and if you look to the center you will see a girl recoiling in horror from said stoner. Is this how people see me? Some creepy lowlife who's going nowhere in life? Yeah, I'm a little insulted. Here's the step that the image corresponds to: "Have your own life: If you tend to fall into the "friend zone", this will be especially important. Real girls (girls with a strong sense of purpose and self-worth) don't like guys who have no lives, and who cling to them like plastic wrap. Some girls do like that, but for all the wrong reasons—–either they're insecure and needy for attention, or they're control freaks who have a need for dominating guys. Unless you want to sign up for either of those scenarios, focus filling your time with your own friendships, interest, hobbies and goals." So, apparently I have no life and cling to girls like plastic wrap. I may be really hung up on a certain someone, but I'm not 'clingy,' and I have a fucking life. I have friends, I have my own goals, hopes, and dreams and this pisses me off so fucking much. I was already having a pretty shitty day, but this is just ridiculous. Or, maybe that is me and the truth hurts. Either way I lose.