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Jim's café 18/11/2020: Do the riddles edition

Legate Lanius

Try not to kill yourself 2020 challenge.
#1
Just riddles this time, so you CAN NOT ESCAPE.

1. Why did the electric car get sentenced to prison?
2. Why did the horse agree to help with the cowboy's lasso throwing practice?
3. Why was the light bulb unable to sit still?
4. Who helps insects with their online businesses?
5. Why did the tired student drink orange juice?

I'll stop at five riddles of varying difficulty. Good luck!
 

MarvelFan

Vanity of Vanities
#6
My answers might be crazy but they might fit. :)

1. Why did the electric car get sentenced to prison?

Because there was a carbon emission test and even though the electric car was clean the electricty it got was from coal.

2. Why did the horse agree to help with the cowboy's lasso throwing practice?

Because the Cowboy sucked and the horse felt sorry for him

3. Why was the light bulb unable to sit still?

Well if you want to know the real story the original light bulb filament is different than any other we have it has a hum and vibration because it was made different.

4. Who helps insects with their online businesses?

Marketing bugs.

5. Why did the tired student drink orange juice?

In a certain scenario if you are tired orange juice can make you more alert but the end side effect is it will make you more tired when the sugars wear off.

So the real answer is to finish his work then nod off to sleep fast after that

:)
 

Legate Lanius

Try not to kill yourself 2020 challenge.
#7
My answers might be crazy but they might fit. :)

1. Why did the electric car get sentenced to prison?

Because there was a carbon emission test and even though the electric car was clean the electricty it got was from coal.

2. Why did the horse agree to help with the cowboy's lasso throwing practice?

Because the Cowboy sucked and the horse felt sorry for him

3. Why was the light bulb unable to sit still?

Well if you want to know the real story the original light bulb filament is different than any other we have it has a hum and vibration because it was made different.

4. Who helps insects with their online businesses?

Marketing bugs.

5. Why did the tired student drink orange juice?

In a certain scenario if you are tired orange juice can make you more alert but the end side effect is it will make you more tired when the sugars wear off.

So the real answer is to finish his work then nod off to sleep fast after that

:)
Good that someone is trying.
 

Lane

SF Supporter
#8
Thank you for opening @Legate Lanius legateand tagging me @Auri . I'm afraid in not so great a riddles. *faints.


Why did the electric car get sentenced to prison?

Wanted energy from electric chair, no idea

2. Why did the horse agree to help with the cowboy's lasso throwing practice?

He wanted to horse around

3. Why was the light bulb unable to sit still?

It was wound too tight

4. Who helps insects with their online businesses?

Insector spectors

5. Why did the tired student drink orange juice?

To C if it would wake him up, orange you gonna drink that?

Can I have an A 4 effort?
 

Legate Lanius

Try not to kill yourself 2020 challenge.
#9
Your riddles are hard, man. :D
Hope everyone's having a beautiful Wednesday. *grouphug2

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haha, I'm not an English native speaker, so I can't solve any of these, but I'm curious now *popcorn
My answers might be crazy but they might fit. :)

1. Why did the electric car get sentenced to prison?

Because there was a carbon emission test and even though the electric car was clean the electricty it got was from coal.

2. Why did the horse agree to help with the cowboy's lasso throwing practice?

Because the Cowboy sucked and the horse felt sorry for him

3. Why was the light bulb unable to sit still?

Well if you want to know the real story the original light bulb filament is different than any other we have it has a hum and vibration because it was made different.

4. Who helps insects with their online businesses?

Marketing bugs.

5. Why did the tired student drink orange juice?

In a certain scenario if you are tired orange juice can make you more alert but the end side effect is it will make you more tired when the sugars wear off.

So the real answer is to finish his work then nod off to sleep fast after that

:)
Thank you for opening @Legate Lanius legateand tagging me @Auri . I'm afraid in not so great a riddles. *faints.


Why did the electric car get sentenced to prison?

Wanted energy from electric chair, no idea

2. Why did the horse agree to help with the cowboy's lasso throwing practice?

He wanted to horse around

3. Why was the light bulb unable to sit still?

It was wound too tight

4. Who helps insects with their online businesses?

Insector spectors

5. Why did the tired student drink orange juice?

To C if it would wake him up, orange you gonna drink that?

Can I have an A 4 effort?
Alrighty, folks, here are the answers:
1. He went to prison for the battery.
2. He got roped into it.
3. He was amped up.
4. The spider, she's the webmaster.
5. She wanted concentration.
 

Auri

🎸🎼Rock Star🎼🎸
Safety & Support
SF Supporter
#12
Alrighty, folks, here are the answers:
1. He went to prison for the battery.
2. He got roped into it.
3. He was amped up.
4. The spider, she's the webmaster.
5. She wanted concentration.
haha I actually thought these didn't make sense and had no answers. :D Thanks, Legate.
 

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