Jim's café 18/11/2020: Do the riddles edition

[Legate Lanius]

Just riddles this time, so you CAN NOT ESCAPE.

1. Why did the electric car get sentenced to prison?
2. Why did the horse agree to help with the cowboy's lasso throwing practice?
3. Why was the light bulb unable to sit still?
4. Who helps insects with their online businesses?
5. Why did the tired student drink orange juice?

I'll stop at five riddles of varying difficulty. Good luck!

 

[Legate Lanius]

Not gonna tag anyone, so tag a friend if u want.

 

[Auri]

Your riddles are hard, man.
Hope everyone's having a beautiful Wednesday.

How's everyone doing?
@Champagne @Ash600 @1964dodge @Aurelia @Walker @Angie @BritishBloke @Lara_C @Lane @Lonelygirlfn

 

[Lonelygirlfn]

haha, I'm not an English native speaker, so I can't solve any of these, but I'm curious now

 

[Legate Lanius]

I'm not an English native speaker

Me neither

 

[MarvelFan]

My answers might be crazy but they might fit.

1. Why did the electric car get sentenced to prison?

Because there was a carbon emission test and even though the electric car was clean the electricty it got was from coal.

2. Why did the horse agree to help with the cowboy's lasso throwing practice?

Because the Cowboy sucked and the horse felt sorry for him

3. Why was the light bulb unable to sit still?

Well if you want to know the real story the original light bulb filament is different than any other we have it has a hum and vibration because it was made different.

4. Who helps insects with their online businesses?

Marketing bugs.

5. Why did the tired student drink orange juice?

In a certain scenario if you are tired orange juice can make you more alert but the end side effect is it will make you more tired when the sugars wear off.

So the real answer is to finish his work then nod off to sleep fast after that

 

[Legate Lanius]

My answers might be crazy but they might fit.

1. Why did the electric car get sentenced to prison?

Because there was a carbon emission test and even though the electric car was clean the electricty it got was from coal.

2. Why did the horse agree to help with the cowboy's lasso throwing practice?

Because the Cowboy sucked and the horse felt sorry for him

3. Why was the light bulb unable to sit still?

Well if you want to know the real story the original light bulb filament is different than any other we have it has a hum and vibration because it was made different.

4. Who helps insects with their online businesses?

Marketing bugs.

5. Why did the tired student drink orange juice?

In a certain scenario if you are tired orange juice can make you more alert but the end side effect is it will make you more tired when the sugars wear off.

So the real answer is to finish his work then nod off to sleep fast after that

Good that someone is trying.

 

[Lane]

Thank you for opening @Legate Lanius legateand tagging me @Auri . I'm afraid in not so great a riddles. .


Why did the electric car get sentenced to prison?

Wanted energy from electric chair, no idea

2. Why did the horse agree to help with the cowboy's lasso throwing practice?

He wanted to horse around

3. Why was the light bulb unable to sit still?

It was wound too tight

4. Who helps insects with their online businesses?

Insector spectors

5. Why did the tired student drink orange juice?

To C if it would wake him up, orange you gonna drink that?

Can I have an A 4 effort?

 

[Legate Lanius]

Your riddles are hard, man.
Hope everyone's having a beautiful Wednesday.

How's everyone doing?
@Champagne @Ash600 @1964dodge @Aurelia @Walker @Angie @BritishBloke @Lara_C @Lane @Lonelygirlfn

haha, I'm not an English native speaker, so I can't solve any of these, but I'm curious now

My answers might be crazy but they might fit.

1. Why did the electric car get sentenced to prison?

Because there was a carbon emission test and even though the electric car was clean the electricty it got was from coal.

2. Why did the horse agree to help with the cowboy's lasso throwing practice?

Because the Cowboy sucked and the horse felt sorry for him

3. Why was the light bulb unable to sit still?

Well if you want to know the real story the original light bulb filament is different than any other we have it has a hum and vibration because it was made different.

4. Who helps insects with their online businesses?

Marketing bugs.

5. Why did the tired student drink orange juice?

In a certain scenario if you are tired orange juice can make you more alert but the end side effect is it will make you more tired when the sugars wear off.

So the real answer is to finish his work then nod off to sleep fast after that

Thank you for opening @Legate Lanius legateand tagging me @Auri . I'm afraid in not so great a riddles. .


Why did the electric car get sentenced to prison?

Wanted energy from electric chair, no idea

2. Why did the horse agree to help with the cowboy's lasso throwing practice?

He wanted to horse around

3. Why was the light bulb unable to sit still?

It was wound too tight

4. Who helps insects with their online businesses?

Insector spectors

5. Why did the tired student drink orange juice?

To C if it would wake him up, orange you gonna drink that?

Can I have an A 4 effort?

Alrighty, folks, here are the answers:
1. He went to prison for the battery.
2. He got roped into it.
3. He was amped up.
4. The spider, she's the webmaster.
5. She wanted concentration.

 

[Lane]

Alrighty, folks, here are the answers:
1. He went to prison for the battery.
2. He got roped into it.
3. He was amped up.
4. The spider, she's the webmaster.
5. She wanted concentration.

Cute! Gonna tell my daughter these

 

[Legate Lanius]

the mods removed the "fucking" in the title, lol.

 

[Auri]

Alrighty, folks, here are the answers:
1. He went to prison for the battery.
2. He got roped into it.
3. He was amped up.
4. The spider, she's the webmaster.
5. She wanted concentration.

haha I actually thought these didn't make sense and had no answers. Thanks, Legate.

 

[Legate Lanius]

haha I actually thought these didn't make sense and had no answers. Thanks, Legate.

No problem, and I thought of them myself. Too bad that there's no way to verify that since there are probably tens of people writing the same riddles or variations of them online.