Jim's cafe Saturday 17th October 🌈

[Champagne]

Heeeey everyone, welcome to the cafe!! Its the weekend, already Hope y'all are planning a lazy cozy weekend!! Have a super great one!!!




I'd like to introduce some new members to the cafe today!!

Welcome to @emily91 @jadedandtired @LadyLottie @James2020 @Jaydoe @Yohannie @alexkarma




Some interesting facts for today

1. Holding hands with someone you love can alleviate physical pain as well as stress and fear.
2. The placebo effect is getting more powerful over time. As medical technology improves, our faith in medicine becomes stronger.
3. Memories get distorted over time. The average human has at least one false piece of memory.
4. Convincing yourself you slept well tricks your brain into thinking it did.
5. Around 80% of human talk in groups, is complaining.

https://www.powerofpositivity.com/50-psychology-facts-everyone-needs-to-know/

We 💗 the questions, c'mon give us some hilarious answers

What is the funniest joke you know by heart? ​

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What part of a kid’s movie completely scarred you? ​

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What’s the most imaginative insult you can come up with? ​

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What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable? ​

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What is something that you just recently realized that you are embarrassed you didn’t realize earlier? ​

 

[Champagne]

@extraterrestrialone @Optimistic Goatman @Human Ex Machinae @Inya @MisterBGone @may71 @the.end.ish @Ash600 @Baywasp @Witty⭐️Sarcasm ⭐️

 

[Champagne]

@KindaOtiose @pooky @StrangeRanger @Lane @Innocent Forever @MosesY @1964dodge @The Tigress ♡ @Road to Nowhere @Blue Star

 

[Champagne]

@cymbele @Kafka @Sunspots @Bergerac @HappyKitty @SleepyOwl @Sleeper71 @EmB @Harmony @sinking_ship

 

[The Tigress ♡]

Enjoy your weekend everyone
I brought smoothies for everyone :p

 

[ShyGuy]

What is the funniest joke you know by heart? they're my jokes from my old RPG Maker 2000 games

What part of a kid’s movie completely scarred you? I :o must watch more movies. Idk but I know there are some. They were mostly from TV shows like "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" And "Goosebumps" rather than movies though.

What’s the most imaginative insult you can come up with? I can't say cuz someone that dislikes me might use it against me =o

What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable? Well cute adorable femboy clothes.. I wanna buy them but I am worried I'd look awkward buying tons of cute female clothes while being some guy in my thirties.

What is something that you just recently realized that you are embarrassed you didn’t realize earlier? Everything X_X

 

[MisterBGone]

Enjoy your weekend everyone
I brought smoothies for everyone :p
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Mmm 😋 M! I’ll have the strawberry 🍓 pretty please 🙏

 

[MisterBGone]

Which one ☝️ are you having, @ShyGuy ? : )

 

[The Tigress ♡]

Mmm 😋 M! I’ll have the strawberry 🍓 pretty please 🙏

Gotta try the blueberries too

 

[ShyGuy]

Gotta try the blueberries too

I love blueberries too ^^ when my dad got prostate cancer he told me his doctor said blueberries help prostate health and I've been eating fruit cups (with blueberries) and blueberry yogurt and ice cream and pancakes and lots of blueberries and I too love both strawberries and blueberries a lot. <3

 

[Nick]

Convincing yourself you slept well tricks your brain into thinking it did

I'm not sure there is enough deception in the world to convince myself of that one. My cat is having a great sleep though.

 

[Aurelia]

The average human has at least one false piece of memory.

Wait...so are you trying to tell me that I'm not really married to Davey Havok?

 

[Aurelia]

Convincing yourself you slept well tricks your brain into thinking it did.

Too bad it takes about 16 hours to convince it, and by then, it's already time to go to sleep again, at which point I've finally thoroughly convinced myself that I'm not tired and don't end up going to sleep.

 

[Champagne]

Come on in and join us We have smoothies, laughter and a break from real life What more could you possibly want?!

@Ineluki @Thauoy @Pebble mouse @Holding my breath @kat319 @Kiwi2016 @KM76710 @JMG @bag_of_struggles @PrincessPure

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

What is the funniest joke you know by heart?
I don't know if I know any by heart. haha

What part of a kid’s movie completely scarred you?
Flying monkeys in Wizard of Oz. lol

What’s the most imaginative insult you can come up with?
I can't think of any offhand, but I'm usually good at them.

What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?
Shortening, a stun gun, and a glass jar.

What is something that you just recently realized that you are embarrassed you didn’t realize earlier?
Nothing too much anyone, I already embarrass myself enough. :P

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I could also buy fava beans and a nice chianti, that might scare them.

 

[KM76710]

What is the funniest joke you know by heart? I typically don't remember jokes all that well.

What part of a kid’s movie completely scarred you? Plenty of the old Disney movies fit that, such as seeing Bambi's mom get killed when you are about 5 years old.

What’s the most imaginative insult you can come up with? To be a bigger idiot you need to gain weight, and plenty others depending on the situation and person.

What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable? Cattle prod, KY jelly and a cactus.

What is something that you just recently realized that you are embarrassed you didn’t realize earlier? I doubt I can get embarrassed.

 

[1964dodge]

thank you for opening the cafe and inviting me @Champagne

i'll try to answer the questions

1. joke i know by heart : i'm sorry but any joke i know by heart would get me permanently banned if i repeated them here

2. kids movie scared me : wicked witch of the west in the wizard of oz the first time i saw it many many decades ago lol

3. imaginative insult : stop talking out of your hairy shit stained ass

4. things that would embarrass a cashier : buy all at once vaseline, long thin cucumbers , tampons, chocolate syrup and whipped cream, a dog collar and leash. and no matter if the cashier is male or female ask them if they want to come to the party.

5. recently embarrassed: when my son's dodge journey layed a respectable stip and i didn't. i was so embarrassed with all the horsepower i have. but i fixed that last month now i can spin my tires until they pop if i want to lol


mike

 

[1964dodge]

if you really know what more i could want @Champagne it's a plain old cup of black coffee it's 1:14 am here lol...mike

 

[Human Ex Machinae]

What is the funniest joke you know by heart?

None, I forget them immediately.

What part of a kid’s movie completely scarred you?

Not a kid's movie, but my parents thought it would be a good idea to take me to see Lawrence of Arabia when I was 5 and it was back in theaters. Pretty sure that helped make me a nut.

What’s the most imaginative insult you can come up with?

"Your Majesty is like a stream of bat piss"

What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?

Condoms, lube and one glove?

What is something that you just recently realized that you are embarrassed you didn’t realize earlier?

Holy shit! I'm bald! WTF??