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Jim's cafe Saturday 18th July 2020

Champagne

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#1
A warm welcome to todays' cafe. It is finally the weekend *dance I think we're all hungover from @britishbloke 's birthday party ;) so here's some nice drinks and smoothies to start the day!

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I was looking for some fun questions for you to answer, if you're having a bad day or need a distraction then it's the perfect distraction :)

  • What would you name your boat if you had one? ...
  • What's the closest thing to real magic? ...
  • Who is the messiest person you know? ...
  • What will finally break the internet? ...
  • What's the most useless talent you have? ...
  • Where is the worst smelling place you've been?
Answer what you want leave the rest and bear this lovely quote in mind;

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@Road to Nowhere @Lilmeowmeow @extraterrestrialone @JMG @KindaOtiose @Innocent Forever @Davemeister @RCee @lost_in_a_fairytale @1964dodge
 

1964dodge

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#5
thank you for opening the cafe and inviting me @Champagne .

now the questions, you're making my head hurt lol.

1. name my boat : jasmine (the same name of my 64 dodge )

2. closest thing to real magic : true love from family or partner. i know it sounds corny but with true love the impossible can happen.

3. messiest person : me, without my wife my house would be a mess

4. what would break the internet : something faster and better maybe a chip in the brain

5. most useless talent i have : writing poetry

6. smelliest place i've been : egg farm
 

extraterrestrialone

can’t toast bread without burning it
SF Supporter
#6
Hi it's meeeee eeee,

  • What would you name your boat if you had one? ... Sarah
  • What's the closest thing to real magic? ... Me or how i think.
  • Who is the messiest person you know? ... I'm actually having trouble with this one.
  • What will finally break the internet? ... I think it already is pretty much broken. isn’t it?
  • What's the most useless talent you have? ... Thinking
  • Where is the worst smelling place you've been? The New York City Subway System.
Answer what you want leave the rest and bear this lovely quote in mind; Thanks @Champagne 🌞


So bearing this quote in mind, I will say that presently I just happen to be changing the ending starting from here. if i could, the beginning would be completely the opposite of what it turned out to be so i’m just leaving it behind. does this sound like a good scenario? do you think i should apply it to myself?
 

JMG

~ Crazy Cat LADY ~
#7
Tysm for tagging me @Champagne & cool cafe & q's, here's my answers to them :)

What would you name your boat if you had one?
Millenium falcon (lol) ;) :p

What's the closest thing to real magic?

Technology? I dunno sorry lol...

Who is the messiest person you know?
My real life friend (he'd be SO mad to know I think that of him though cos he claims he "isn't usually a messy person" so...

What will finally break the internet?

A permanent, worldwide power outage? Other than that can't imagine what could ever really "break" it lol.

What's the most useless talent you have?
I write poems sometimes so maybe that, I'd hardly call it a "talent" though lol. I can't do ones that rhyme or anything impressive like that at all, just free form. Oh I guess I've also written a bunch of haiku's but they're pretty easy so not sure they even count lol.

Where is the worst smelling place you've been?
Every outhouse I've ever had the most miserable, unfortunate experience of having to use lol.
 

Rose1229

SF Supporter
#8
1. Boat name - Lost
2. Closest thing to real magic - the moon affecting the ocean tides
3. messiest person - my younger brother, always has been, always will
4. what will break the internet - an alien invasion shooting down all the satellites
5. most useless talent - my weird mind holding onto all kinds of useless facts but nothing important, or maybe juggling
6. worst smelling place - a sugar factory, smells like tons of manure
 
#9
What would you name your boat if you had one? ...

I have a 1960 Glastron, when it's finished I'm naming it Ivy Marie after my first born daughter, if I were to ever have children. That ship has probably already sailed.

What's the closest thing to real magic? ...

Love in it's purest form, having spiritual awakening, living to our fullest potential.

Who is the messiest person you know? ...

That's a tough one it's definitely not me.

What will finally break the internet? ...

Whenever the powers that be decide to pull the plug.

What's the most useless talent you have? ...

Can't think of any at the moment.

Where is the worst smelling place you've been?

Have had many shitty jobs fishing in Alaska is probably the worst, don't care if I never see another crab for the rest of my life.
 
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Witty⭐️Sarcasm ⭐️

Says nice things
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#10
  • What would you name your boat if you had one? ... I don't know, maybe "Blue Dolphin" lol
  • What's the closest thing to real magic? ... The mysteries of the universe and how it works.
  • Who is the messiest person you know? ... Someone that I know who's basically a hoarder. I've cleaned their place multiple times and it just goes back to the same state.
  • What will finally break the internet? ... Peoples' incessant stupidity.
  • What's the most useless talent you have? ... I don't know, all of my "talents" are useless. :P
  • Where is the worst smelling place you've been? Being anywhere near a dumpster at this time of year.
 

Nick the Fantastical Duck

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#11
Thanks for opening the cafe @Champagne

What would you name your boat if you had one?
Shelter From the Storm
What's the closest thing to real magic?
Friendship that lasts
Who is the messiest person you know?
My brother, I don't even know how he manages to make such a mess
What will finally break the internet?
Some fool who thinks they are smart who makes a colossal mistake
What's the most useless talent you have?
Um ... I have talents?
Where is the worst smelling place you've been?
Chicken feed/ Chicken processing plant - I could go a lifetime without that smell again
 
#12
Boat name: Daisy Mae
Closest thing to real magic: If believe in the universal powers then magic is real. So that goes to your beliefs and perspective.
Messiest person: Hands down my daughter even at 30 she’s still messy
What will break the internet: Removal of all porn
Most useless talent: Can lick the tip of my nose
Worst smelling place: A chicken bits and pieces reclamation facilty. When you see in pet food that it says chicken meal. That’s what they make. 😩
 

KM76710

KM stands for Kangaroo Manager
SF Supporter
#13
  • What would you name your boat if you had one? ... Sink Me.
  • What's the closest thing to real magic? ... The delight that children have with simple things.
  • Who is the messiest person you know? ... Me.
  • What will finally break the internet? ... Just reading and with me commenting and trolling Yahoo news stories it has been broken hundreds of times by people on Twitter. One celebrity will throw shade at someone and that person will have an epic clapback.
  • What's the most useless talent you have? ... Able to stick both feet behind my head at the same time. For the size of my gut it is both useless and somewhat disturbing. LOL
  • Where is the worst smelling place you've been? Like a few a food processing plant I worked at many years ago, turkeys for me but I also like JMG's answer of an outhouse having used ones on the deer lease.
 

Davemeister

Well-Known Member
#14
Happy birthday @britishbloke and thanks for tagging me Champagne.

  • What would you name your boat if you had one? ...
Alexandria
  • What's the closest thing to real magic? ...
The mind
  • Who is the messiest person you know? ...
I'm not sure but I don' think I know them anymore
  • What will finally break the internet? ...
Globel influx of newbiess
  • What's the most useless talent you have? ...
Forgetfulness
  • Where is the worst smelling place you've been?
In back of car with family as I let off the most rotten smelling gas
 

sinking_ship

woman overboard
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#16
Thanks @Champagne for the tag, nice questions.

What would you name your boat if you had one?
You'd think I'd have an answer to this one... *hysterical

What's the closest thing to real magic?
What's the quote, like, science that is far enough advanced is indistinguishable from magic. Like, even if I sort of kind of understand the physics, things like the internet still blow my mind if I try to wrap my head around them.

Who is the messiest person you know?
I dunno. I'm pretty messy, but I've certainly been in messier homes.

What will finally break the internet?
Cats will figure out how much we use them to entertain us, and take over.

What's the most useless talent you have?
I can fold my tongue

Where is the worst smelling place you've been?
Oh, that one is attached to memory I'd like to forget. Thankfully it's been long enough now that the smell memory is gone. My brain likes to hold onto that stuff.
 

Ixtab

Well-Known Member
#17
What would you name your boat if you had one? ...

This is something I would never do.

What's the closest thing to real magic? ...

Magic isn’t real.

Who is the messiest person you know? ...

My brothers baby mama.

What will finally break the internet? ...

Not having enough electricity.

What's the most useless talent you have? ...

I’m untalented, I guess being alive no one cares.

Where is the worst smelling place you've been?

New Jersey nothing is even close what a trash pile.
 
#18
What would you name your boat if you had one? ...
I would leave it to an internet poll for fun. I would probably end up with something similar to "Boaty McBoatface".

What's the closest thing to real magic? ...

Computer Science.

Who is the messiest person you know? ...

One of my friends is probably the most disorganized and messy person I know. Always leaves stuff everywhere, always late etc.

What will finally break the internet? ...

Quantum computers will probably soon render a lot of modern encryption standards useless. RSA, which is the backbone of TLS (what powers secure websites), will soon be vulnerable to quantum computers. Luckily, there are scientists working on encryption standards that can resist quantum computers, however it isn't clear how fast these algorithms will be nor how secure. This will put the web in a difficult position where any website that doesn't update to the new standards will become insecure and any data that was previously secured by RSA (including government data) will become vulnerable. Not to mention how bad it would be if a malicious party could get break some of the most important encryption keys in the world, such as the ones held by certificate authorities. For normal people this will probably have little impact but it will break the internet as we know it.

What's the most useless talent you have? ...

I can handle very spicy food.

Where is the worst smelling place you've been?

I've been in some pretty bad smelling bedrooms - usually occupied by teenage boys.
 

Ash600

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#19
  • What would you name your boat if you had one? ... Hope Floats
  • What's the closest thing to real magic? ... Two people I know of who have a tendency to cause some serious voodoo shit at times
  • Who is the messiest person you know? ... One of the guys at work, he's a total sloppy bollocks when it comes to being organised. He can't even tuck his damn shirt in properly which several times during the day, his big dark arse hoves into view like a malevolent moon. It's like looking at an oversized Oreo biscuit.
  • What will finally break the internet? ... A very large hammer
  • What's the most useless talent you have? ... Limbo skating
  • Where is the worst smelling place you've been? Can't remember, the odour of the fug must have caused amnesia to set in.
 

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