Jim's cafe - Saturday 27th June 2020

[Nick]

Good morning/afternoon/evening the cafe is open - grab a seat
I've got a silly little quiz today. Play along or just tell us about your weekend.




1. What is in middle of Paris?
2. What is always coming, but never arrives?
3. What is the major difference between a bird and a fly?
4. If you are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove and a gas lamp. You only have one match, so what do you light first?
5. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
6. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
7. It goes all over the world, but always stays in a corner. What is that?

Spoiler: Answers

1. R
2. Tommorow
3. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird
4. The match
5. Liquid
6. Sleep at night
7. A stamp

@Diesional @justmeonlyme @JMG @SleepyOwl @extraterrestrialone @Lilmeowmeow @Baywasp @FieryL @il4 @Somebody Else

 

[Nick]

Welcome to SF come join us in the cafe. Here we just share about our day, hang out and get to know each other.



@Cursed712 @marie71 @detective_pikachu @inconsequential0 @Itwasallyellow11 @stillhavefaith @edwally @George69 @Needtogetout @mayo12

 

[Nick]

@Flyaway123 @Gavlyn @sinking_ship @ravens @Cynic Goat @Bergerac @LostInDreamland @berryStraw @Case @Stand/Alone/Complex/2020

 

[lost_in_a_fairytale]

1. What is in middle of Paris?
um..... the eiffel tower?
no wait..... is it a trick question... the letter 'r' ?

2. What is always coming, but never arrives?
tomorrow

3. What is the major difference between a bird and a fly?
birds are bigger?
flies eat shit, birds dont?

4. If you are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove and a gas lamp. You only have one match, so what do you light first?
the stove

5. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
never heard of it! Florida?

6. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
by his wife keeping him up? idk

7. It goes all over the world, but always stays in a corner. What is that?
the toilet in an airplane

 

[Nick]

Just a little ducky swimming

@Sunspots @Sewicide @Lane @Lux @sassy123 @klc71 @bubblebear @Kiwi2016 @Paisley @arbitrarybarry

 

[Nick]

So many people to tag!!! I need a coffee break

@kat319 @Witty✯Sarcasm @Ash600 @Livelife @cymbele @Swift Quill @Innocent Forever @BlackOpium @Walker @lost_in_a_fairytale

 

[Nick]

@Harmony @Inanimate @Indecisive @cymbele @KM76710 @KindaOtiose @airi @Daphna @Fauve @Auri

 

[Nick]

Everyone is invited!!! If I missed you, grab a chair and join on in. It wasn't intentional I promise.



@gecis @RCee @LukaRedgrave @kittykatt @Kate1 @Sunday16 @Aurelia @Kira @Rockclimbinggirl @Angie

 

[Nick]

7. It goes all over the world, but always stays in a corner. What is that?
the toilet in an airplane

That one was creative, I like it.

 

[Baywasp]

Thanks for the tag @Nick
I figured out or remembered the answers to about three of those (1, 4, and 5). Then I cheated and looked at the answers to the rest :P

I have to go back to the pharmacy to pick up another prescription, and I should probably work on homework today because I have a big project due relatively soon (my literature review and the methods section for my concept paper) that's gonna sneak up on me if I don't start it.
Other than that, I'm meeting a couple of classmates for dinner tomorrow. I decided I didn't feel like walking over 2 miles up a huge hill home in the dark, so I put some money on my bus pass so I can hopefully take the bus there and back. Hope it's not too crowded and I can get on with their current occupancy limits.

 

[Lane]

@Kiwi2016 @@bluegreen @LonelyHiker @Jedizen @Reaver @Daphna

 

[Walker]

What is in middle of Paris?

An R

What is always coming, but never arrives?

lol Tomorrow (I feel like I've heard some of these...)

What is the major difference between a bird and a fly?

Size? Annoyance level?

If you are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove and a gas lamp. You only have one match, so what do you light first?

The maaaatch!

Bay of Bengal is in which state?

Whatchu talkin' bout Willis?

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

If his wife won't stop talking?

It goes all over the world, but always stays in a corner. What is that?

I feel like this one is a stamp

 

[Walker]

Everyone have a good day.
I dont know who has been tagged yet. I'll aim high! @Starchristy76 @the.end.ish @Cursed712 @sobbletrainer @Dinolaur @Cariad_Bach @nobodyknows71 @JMG @Mato @Lekatt

 

[Kate1]

Thanks for the invite Nick.

I didn't get any of the answers correct.

 

[Nick]

Thanks for the invite Nick.

I didn't get any of the answers correct.

That's okay, It's just for fun

 

[Nick]

An R


lol Tomorrow (I feel like I've heard some of these...)


Size? Annoyance level?


The maaaatch!


Whatchu talkin' bout Willis?


If his wife won't stop talking?


I feel like this one is a stamp

Did you check the answers? Some of them are um ... Nick questions lol

 

[dandelions]

I've got a silly little quiz today.

i am pretty sure that due to a combination of lack of adequate mental healthcare help, the aggravation of having lost my job last november, and having to go through the torment of applying for a different health plan for each member of my family plus applying over and over for unemployment and having ot apply over and over for the program that oversees the above mentioned healthcare plans, plus having to deal with my particular plan that refuses to make getting the help i need easily available - all combined with living in the american society that makes sure an older person realizes and knows that old people are not welcome participants and should just shut up and know their place, plus general getting bleeping old, has cause my intellectual capacity to diminish and thus i think i will not be able to anwer the below questions regardless of how much i want to. and i realize that these Qs are just the kind of thing i likely would have aced just a few years back. i strongly recommend to all to remain young, healthy and proactive always to avoid the horrors one otherwise might be faced with when the time finally comes. so now i’ll give the Qs a try but not so optimistic. (wondering, do i sound a little cranky this morning?)🤔

1. What is in middle of Paris? oops inadvertently saw an answer that most likely was correct so i pass on this one.
2. What is always coming, but never arrives? hmm....
3. What is the major difference between a bird and a fly?... hmm...
4. If you are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove and a gas lamp. You only have one match, so what do you light first? the match?
5. Bay of Bengal is in which state? hmm... Liquid?
6. How can a man go eight days without sleep?... sleep at night?
7. It goes all over the world, but always stays in a corner. What is that? reminds me of another question about “all over + but...” but i doubt that the answer is the same. so for now i’ll just say hmm...

well it was a struggle and this is the best i can do this morning. maybe a black coffee and something like a cinnamon bun will uncrank me. looking forward to 🌞🌞🌞 and hoping everyone has a better outlook than I today 😍😍😍😜

dare i not forget @Nick thanks/thanks

 

[Lane]

What is in middle of Paris?

(I picture a romantic cafe table for 2) 2

2. What is always coming, but never arrives?

Work snow day

3. What is the major difference between a bird and a fly?

A thousand eyes

4. If you are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove and a gas lamp. You only have one match, so what do you light first?

Gas lamp, so you can see what you're doing n collect stuff to burn. Guessing here

5. Bay of Bengal is in which state? Where Bengal Tigers live.

6. How can a man go eight days without sleep? 🤷‍♀️
7. It goes all over the world, but always stays in a corner. What is that?

 

[Lane]

@Sunspots @GFS @RCee @SillyOldBear @MisterBGone

 

[arbitrarybarry]

I've got a silly little quiz today. Play along or just tell us about your weekend.


1. What is in middle of Paris?
2. What is always coming, but never arrives?
3. What is the major difference between a bird and a fly?
4. If you are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove and a gas lamp. You only have one match, so what do you light first?
5. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
6. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
7. It goes all over the world, but always stays in a corner. What is that?

Spoiler: Answers

1. R
2. Tommorow
3. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird
4. The match
5. Liquid
6. Sleep at night
7. A stamp

Great questions this week. The only one I got was number 4!