Jim's cafe Sunday 18th October 💗

[Lane]

Good morning SF friends. Thank you for tagging me @Champagne. These ?'s have me cracking up. Thinking, can I answer honestly?

1. 7 years and an expungement later.

2. Depends which boyfriend. 😁(working on this)

3. Hmmm. I remember my exhusband. We were at a beach and it we weren't used to people being topless. So he saw a bunch of I guess Eurooean girls tanning. We were walking and he fell flat on his face. I was cracking up.

4. Closes bedroom door, pass the tissues.

5. Honestly, I would like it to be my sweetheart that I miss. Just because he's so chill and we enjoy each others bodies. I feel mainly comfortable snuggling with him

 

[Lane]

I can imagine me skinny dipping with the fish...the fish would be thinking that has got to be the smallest worm I have ever seen.

You know what they say, umm, not size of boat, motion of ocean

 

[Lane]

Herrs breakfast in bed for two, now that @Champagne got our "appetite" all ramped up. 😉

 

[Human Ex Machinae]

What is the most illegal thing you have ever done?

I was doing something illegal multiple times a day for over 40 years. Then as soon as I left the country, they made it legal Probably the most illegal thing was shoplifting when I was a kid.

If someone offered you $1 million to break up with your girlfriend/boyfriend, would you do it?

Yes because as the saying goes, 'shit happens'. But this time, when the shit happens, I get a million bucks.

Have you ever been caught checking someone out? Details, details, details

Yes, one of my neighbors, a very attractive mature lady. Always very friendly, until that fateful day she was walking her dog in very short shorts, and turned around and caught me checking out her butt.

What's the first thing you would do if you woke up one day as the opposite sex?

Install the Tinder app.

If you had to go skinny dipping with someone, who would you choose?

Preferably, someone skinny.

 

[dandelion s]

😍🌞🌻 i’ve been tagged! thanks @Champagne thanks @MisterBGone

checking someone out? Details,

those i’ve checked out were out there knowingly on display! i suspect one could say i caught them...

illegal thing

you got me! my siblings and i and our cousin took a large aluminum milk can from a Dairy Queen type of store in our neighborhood when we were in our teens!!!

$1 million to break up

depends on how long i’ll be in jail!!!

opposite sex?

well, i guess i’d sit in wonder for quite a while plus be in a bit of shock, and disbelief. who knows where it would go from there... would this be a temporary change? would i have to go back to sleep? hmm, what if everyone else switched too? and kittens became puppies, i think a whole new world would open up. like what if fake news became honest news! and white chocolate became real chocolate? what if plastic became diamonds? or the stock market became an amusement park? just think of all the possibilities!!!📬💓💈🔧🏡⛱🛳🚂🎪🥉🧗🏽‍♂️🥎🍼🍣🍏✨🌈🌲🐫👩🏼‍🦱🤖🌞😊

skinny dipping with someone

would this be before or after i got the million dollars? what if i was still in jail? hmm might depend on which sex i woke up as!!! best of all i guess it would best be that one i had been checking out!!! 🤔😊🥰😛👽

hey, when’s this all supposed to be happening anyway!!!

 

[1964dodge]

I can imagine me skinny dipping with the fish...the fish would be thinking that has got to be the smallest worm I have ever seen.

 

[The Tigress ♡]

Hello party peeps : )

 

[Auri]

What is the most illegal thing you have ever done?
I don't think I have, I'm innocent. ^^ Or I smoked some illegal substances I guess, but they're "tolerated" here, so it's ok. Oh wait, I also entered some closed buildings at night. Luckily no alarms were triggered. I'm not the one who opened them though, I'm not that resourceful.

If someone offered you $1 million to break up with your girlfriend/boyfriend, would you do it?
Can I get back to them after I've collected the prize and we would share it? Otherwise, of course not.

Have you ever been caught checking someone out? Details, details, details
I don't think so, no story to tell, sorry. :p

What's the first thing you would do if you woke up one day as the opposite sex?
Probably faint. Then freak out and cry. Then elaborate a plan about what I'm supposed to tell to the people around me.

If you had to go skinny dipping with someone, who would you choose?
Haha.

 

[Ash600]

What is the most illegal thing you have ever done?
Lol, I'm not answering that one.

If someone offered you $1 million to break up with your girlfriend/boyfriend, would you do it?
Depends on the GF, I might even do it for less

Have you ever been caught checking someone out? Details, details, details
Nope, I'm always discreet and well prepared.

What's the first thing you would do if you woke up one day as the opposite sex?
Remember to take a piss sitting down.

If you had to go skinny dipping with someone, who would you choose?
Someone who's a good swimmer.

 

[MisterBGone]

Good job 👏🏾 @Auri & @Innocent Forever (& I’m sure I’m forgetting some of the rest, despite my best: some days; the Alzheimer’s gets the beast of me - u know “” like 👍 da foo fighters song 🎧 ask your folks about them old foggies ...__*•~>

 

[kat319]

What is the most illegal thing you have ever done? I plead the 5th.

If someone offered you $1 million to break up with your girlfriend/boyfriend, would you do it? Depends on the relationship.

Have you ever been caught checking someone out? Details, details, details No, I'm smooth.

What's the first thing you would do if you woke up one day as the opposite sex? Go to the bathroom.

If you had to go skinny dipping with someone, who would you choose? My friend A.

 

[Baywasp]

What is the most illegal thing you have ever done?
I’ll just share that one of the protests I attended in Oakland, CA got a bit... rowdy.

If someone offered you $1 million to break up with your girlfriend/boyfriend, would you do it?
I don’t have one, but if I did I probably wouldn’t if I actually loved them.
Have you ever been caught checking someone out? Details,, details
I don’t tend to check people out much
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What's the first thing you would do if you woke up one day as the opposite sex?
I’d be happy and hope I don’t change back since I’m trans.

Thanks for the tag @Champagne