Dumb laws in the UK:
- All beached wales and sturgeons are property of the current monarch.
- It is illegal to import potatoes from Poland.
- It is illegal to handle a salmon in suspicious circumstances.
- It is illegal to be drunk in a pub.
- You must wear socks within 100 feet of the Queen.
- Putting a postage stamp with the Queen's face upside down is illegal.
- It's illegal to die in parliament.
- It is illegal to knock and run.
- It is illegal to dress up as a member of the military.
- It is illegal for a common pet to mate with any dog owned by the royal family.
- It is legal to shoot a Scottish person with a crossbow except for on Sundays, unless they have a weapon or are drunk then you can shoot them on Sunday but not with a bow and arrow.
- In Chester it is legal to shoot a Welsh person with a crossbow as long as it is within the city walls and it is done after midnight.
#8...they'd have to arrest a lot of little kids. We used to like that game when we lived in the apartments. Poor residents that put up with our nonsense.