Jim's cafe Tuesday 23rd June 2020

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Lane

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Dumb laws in the UK:
  1. All beached wales and sturgeons are property of the current monarch.
  2. It is illegal to import potatoes from Poland.
  3. It is illegal to handle a salmon in suspicious circumstances.
  4. It is illegal to be drunk in a pub.
  5. You must wear socks within 100 feet of the Queen.
  6. Putting a postage stamp with the Queen's face upside down is illegal.
  7. It's illegal to die in parliament.
  8. It is illegal to knock and run.
  9. It is illegal to dress up as a member of the military.
  10. It is illegal for a common pet to mate with any dog owned by the royal family.
  11. It is legal to shoot a Scottish person with a crossbow except for on Sundays, unless they have a weapon or are drunk then you can shoot them on Sunday but not with a bow and arrow.
  12. In Chester it is legal to shoot a Welsh person with a crossbow as long as it is within the city walls and it is done after midnight.
#4...what's the point? Ha.
#8...they'd have to arrest a lot of little kids. We used to like that game when we lived in the apartments. Poor residents that put up with our nonsense. *halo
 

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Baywasp

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Thanks for the tag @BlackOpium
I don't have any weird laws to share, but I wanna check in anyway.
Spurs won, so it was a pretty good day.
Also had one of these (a Chinese sandwich. The picture is from the restaurant's Yelp page.) Yummmm

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And this evening my advisor finally sent me some stuff to read and ideas for my independent study, so I'm a little less stressed about not having anything done for that.
 

JMG

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Lol these laws are all so ridiculous wow! :p Also tysm for the tag @Innocent Forever :)
Found these from this article which was posted almost 3 years ago so maybe some of these have changed or w/e lol but ya they are funny & strange I think :p https://bestlifeonline.com/47-weird-laws-around-world/

- Chewing gum (Singapore)
- Being drunk on a cow (Scotland)
- Crushing a can of beer between your boobs (Western Australia)
(lmao @ this one, wtf?! Why would anyone even do that anyway? Lol)
- Peeing in the ocean (Portugal)
- Driving a dirty car (Russia)
- Dying in Sarpourenx, France
- Feeding the pigeons in Venice
- Owning a satellite dish in Malaysia
- Being fat in Japan
- Bringing an elephant to the beach in Granville, France
(this one's especially disappointing cos I really hoped to be able to do this one someday lmao wow wtf?!)
 

Lane

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Thanks for the tag @BlackOpium
I don't have any weird laws to share, but I wanna check in anyway.
Spurs won, so it was a pretty good day.
Also had one of these (a Chinese sandwich. The picture is from the restaurant's Yelp page.) Yummmm

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And this evening my advisor finally sent me some stuff to read and ideas for my independent study, so I'm a little less stressed about not having anything done for that.
Beautifully plated
 
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