Joke of the day

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Terry, Aug 31, 2008.

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  1. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    Quasimodo had died and the bishop found himself with the task of finding a new bellringer.
    The next day he auditioned several people to take Quasimodo's place.
    It comes to the end of the day and he's starting to give up as none of them are any good.
    Then he hears a voice shouting up "Am I too late?"
    The bishop is amazed to see a man with no arms rushing up the bell tower.
    The bishop says "but you have no arms, how can you ring the bell?"
    To which the man replies "WATCH!!!"
    Amazingly the man started to play the most wonderful sound with his face and the bishop is stunned.

    All of a sudden the man slipped and fell out of the tower to his death.
    The horrified bishop rushed down outside to where a crowd had gathered.
    The bishop asked if anyone knew who the man was.
    One man replied........................................................

    ......No, but his face rings a bell!!!:laugh:
  2. innocencexisxlove

    innocencexisxlove Well-Known Member

    haha. good one
    made me smile atleast
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  4. LenaLunacy

    LenaLunacy Well-Known Member

    :rofl: Nice one.
  5. bluegrey

    bluegrey Antiquities Friend

    May offend but I'm 1/2 Italian so I guess I'm insulting myself...
    When are the three times an Italian sees a priest?

    When he is baptized.

    When he gets married.

    When he is strapped to the electric chair :tongue:.
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