Dear Powers Of SF
I hereby Request that you imediately change my title on this forum the rather inappropriate, "Senior Member" to the more Acurate and slightly more modest title of "Ninja Extraordinaire".
I did Not go through 5 years of ninja Accademy and 3 world wars to be known as "Jas_656 - Senior Member" thankyou very much.
each morning i have to get up and defend the world from the Tyrants that are known as "Samurai" before i even get to have breakfast.
Not to mention try and keep my loyal but easily distracted army of monkey ninja's in line. which i assure you is a mission in itself.
Though they make amazing ninja's they have the attention-span of a teaspoon which can sometimes endanger even the simpleist assignments.
Sometimes i think my life would be so much easier if i was spiderman, then thoughs cheeky bastard Samurai's would really get what is coming to them.
I regularly hang out around nuclear test facilities and scientific gene-splicing laboratories hoping to be bitten by one of the local spider population, in a hopeful attempt of making my life just a little bit easier.
Maybe then I'd have enough power that i could dispatch my enemies efficiently enough that i would have time to go out partying in the evening. (not to mention the ladies would be all over me, i mean i Ninja-Spider Superhero! who could resist that!) but Alas, so far all my best laid plans have been in vane.
I do not ask much.
I would just like the recognition that i deserve for keeping you all safe. Saving the world isnt easy you know.
and to be called "Senior Member" after all my trouble is rather insulting.
So you can either change my title like i humbly ask of you.
Which lets face it is a really small price to pay.
or..
next time the world needs saving, next time you are all invaded by the Samurai, or the Martians, or the next time there is a Vogon Constructor Fleet ready to end life on this insignificant little planet.
Do me a favour,
and save yourselves for once.
Love You All, Hugz & Kisses
JosH. - (Ninja Extraordinaire)
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo :wink:
(messages of support, or small donations welcome.)
I hereby Request that you imediately change my title on this forum the rather inappropriate, "Senior Member" to the more Acurate and slightly more modest title of "Ninja Extraordinaire".
I did Not go through 5 years of ninja Accademy and 3 world wars to be known as "Jas_656 - Senior Member" thankyou very much.
each morning i have to get up and defend the world from the Tyrants that are known as "Samurai" before i even get to have breakfast.
Not to mention try and keep my loyal but easily distracted army of monkey ninja's in line. which i assure you is a mission in itself.
Though they make amazing ninja's they have the attention-span of a teaspoon which can sometimes endanger even the simpleist assignments.
Sometimes i think my life would be so much easier if i was spiderman, then thoughs cheeky bastard Samurai's would really get what is coming to them.
I regularly hang out around nuclear test facilities and scientific gene-splicing laboratories hoping to be bitten by one of the local spider population, in a hopeful attempt of making my life just a little bit easier.
Maybe then I'd have enough power that i could dispatch my enemies efficiently enough that i would have time to go out partying in the evening. (not to mention the ladies would be all over me, i mean i Ninja-Spider Superhero! who could resist that!) but Alas, so far all my best laid plans have been in vane.
I do not ask much.
I would just like the recognition that i deserve for keeping you all safe. Saving the world isnt easy you know.
and to be called "Senior Member" after all my trouble is rather insulting.
So you can either change my title like i humbly ask of you.
Which lets face it is a really small price to pay.
or..
next time the world needs saving, next time you are all invaded by the Samurai, or the Martians, or the next time there is a Vogon Constructor Fleet ready to end life on this insignificant little planet.
Do me a favour,
and save yourselves for once.
Love You All, Hugz & Kisses
JosH. - (Ninja Extraordinaire)
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo :wink:
(messages of support, or small donations welcome.)
