Just Fred

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by deathiscoming, Jul 13, 2007.

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  1. A Policeman stops a man on a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.

    "Fred," he replies.
    "Fred what?" the officer asks.
    "Just Fred," the man responds.

    The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a
    break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then
    presses him for the last name.

    The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.
    The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?" The biker replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me."

    I was born Fred Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name. The kids used to
    tease me all the time, so I stayed to myself, studied hard and got good

    When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through
    college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree,
    so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.

    After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to
    school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, got my
    degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS.

    Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant
    and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD.

    Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was
    Fred Dingaling, MD, with VD.

    Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD,
    so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.

    Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am ... just Fred."
    The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

  2. ~CazzaAngel~

    ~CazzaAngel~ Staff Alumni

    :laugh::tongue: Thanks for sharing this with us!
  3. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

  4. Deathly Strike

    Deathly Strike Well-Known Member

  5. FoReVeR LoSt

    FoReVeR LoSt Well-Known Member

    that was awesome, good day to start my wednesday, thank you
  6. Cybrsk8r

    Cybrsk8r Well-Known Member

  7. Spearmint

    Spearmint Well-Known Member

    Haha, niiiice.
  8. :rofl: :rofl:
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