Killer Biscuits - hilarious!!!

Discussion in 'Positive Feelings and Motivational Messages' started by theleastofthese, Jan 11, 2007.

  1. theleastofthese

    theleastofthese SF Friend Staff Alumni

    Linda B, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was ok, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of the head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.


    Linda is blonde and a Republican, but I'm sure that's irrelevant....:rolleyes:
     
  2. stillhere

    stillhere Active Member

    lol.. thats so funny

    thanx

    :cool:
     
  3. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: a republican heh :dry:
     
  4. Wonderstuff

    Wonderstuff Staff Alumni

    The poor woman!! :laugh: Gosh, that must have been quite frightening...but quite funny for everyone but her :tongue:
     
  5. thedeafmusician

    thedeafmusician Staff Alumni

    Hahahahahahahahahaha

    thanks for sharing.... ^^
     
  6. itachi

    itachi Well-Known Member

    Have you guys seen that show Mythbusters?


    They tested it on ther and it can acutally happen!
     
  7. Spikey

    Spikey Senior Member

    *snorts with laughter*