Lame jokes

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by resistance, Sep 10, 2007.

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  1. resistance

    resistance Staff Alumni

    I personally love lame jokes. You know, them really silly stupidly simple jokes that sometimes don't even make any sense, yet they never fail to raise a smile to your face.

    What is the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as it hits a windshield? His butt.

    What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick

    Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay then they would be bagels.

    What do you call a missing parrot? A polygon

    Why was the Tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing.

    A skeleton is in a bar. He goes up to the bar. "A pint of lager and a mop please."

    What is the famous last words in surgery? Ouch!!

    What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.

    Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? She had mittens!

    Why can't skeletons play music in church? They have no organs!

    Did you hear about the hyena that swallowed the Oxo cube (beef stock cube)? Made a laughing stock of himself.

    What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.

    What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A private tutor.

    Two vomits were walking down the street when one started to cry. The other said, "What's wrong?" The first replied, "This is where I was brought up!"

    Whats round and red and goes up and down? A cranberry on an elevator.

  2. Kinetic

    Kinetic Well-Known Member


    My favorite
  3. resistance

    resistance Staff Alumni

    On the back of my packet of Tooty Frooties :biggrin:

    - What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
    A carrot!

    - How to you make a sausage roll?
    Push it down a hill!

    - Where do cows go at the weekend?
    To the moo-vies!

  4. GypsyGirl

    GypsyGirl Well-Known Member

  5. danni

    danni Chat Buddy

    thx res i needed the laugh hun :hug"
  6. gentlelady

    gentlelady Staff Alumni

    Cute idea res. Thanks.
  7. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

    :laugh: thanks :hug:
  8. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Eccentric writer, general weirdo, heedless heathen

    Those are pretty good
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