laugh of the day

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  1. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    LAUGH FOR THE DAY.....


    … the creativity of small business owners … ??



    Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

    "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

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    In a Podiatrist's office:

    "Time wounds all heels."

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    On a Septic Tank Truck:

    “Yesterday's Meals on Wheels”

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    Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

    "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

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    At a Proctologist's door:

    "To expedite your visit, please back in."

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    On a Plumber's truck:

    "We repair what your husband fixed."

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    On another Plumber's truck:

    "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

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    On a Church's Bill board:

    "7 days without God makes one weak."

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    At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:

    "Invite us to your next blowout."

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    At a Towing company:

    "We don't charge an arm and a leg.
    We want tows."

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    On an Electrician's truck:

    "Let us remove your shorts."

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    In a Nonsmoking Area:

    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

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    On a Maternity Room door:

    "Push. Push. Push."

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    At an Optometrist's Office:

    "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

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    On a Taxidermist's window:

    "We really know our stuff."

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    On a Fence:

    "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

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    At a Car Dealership:

    "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

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    Outside a Muffler Shop:

    "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

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    In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

    "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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    At the Electric Company:

    "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
    However, if you don't, you will be."

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    In a Restaurant window:

    "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

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    At a Propane Filling Station:

    "Thank Heavens for little grills."

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    And don't forget the sign at a
    CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:

    "Best place in town to take a leak."

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    In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

    "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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  2. lightbeam

    lightbeam Antiquities Friend

    *chortle* *snort*
     
  3. Acy

    Acy Mama Bear - TLC, Common Sense Staff Member Safety & Support

    Loves 'em, Terry! Those are good! :laugh:
     
  4. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Writer, Musician, Fun Lover, Magic Maker

    Hey I bet they get a lot of business...lol
     
  5. ThornThatNeverHeals

    ThornThatNeverHeals Well-Known Member

    :laugh: i wish i was that humerous :p all i can come up with is stupid jokes :lol!:
     
  6. letty

    letty Banned Member

    Thanks Terry:smile: great work
     
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