Laugh time 2!

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Terry, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

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    Defense Attorney:
    Will you please state your age?

    Little Old Lady:
    I am 94 years old.

    Defense Attorney:
    Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

    Little Old Lady:
    There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

    Defense Attorney:
    Did you know him?

    Little Old Lady:
    No, but he sure was friendly.

    Defense Attorney:
    What happened after he sat down?

    Little Old Lady:
    He started to rub my thigh.

    Defense Attorney:
    Did you stop him?

    Little Old Lady:
    No, I didn't stop him.

    Defense Attorney:
    Why not?

    Little Old Lady:
    It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

    Defense Attorney:
    What happened next?

    Little Old Lady:
    He began to rub my breasts.

    Defense Attorney:
    Did you stop him then?

    Little Old Lady:
    No, I did not stop him.

    Defense Attorney:
    Why not?

    Little Old Lady:
    His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

    Defense Attorney:
    What happened next?

    Little Old Lady:
    Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him
    'Take me, young man. Take me now!'

    Defense Attorney:
    Did he take you?

    Little Old Lady:
    Hell, no! He just yelled, ' April Fool!' And that's when I shot him, the little bastard!
     
  2. Chargette

    Chargette Well-Known Member

    I love it!
     
  3. morning rush

    morning rush Well-Known Member

    and thats when I shot him the little bastard LMAO:lol!:

    I so needed to laugh

    :rofl:

    thanks terry :stars: merry christmas
     
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