Laugh time!

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Terry, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    Warning Christmas Scam!

    Please pass to all your female friends

    Please please please - make yourself aware of where this is happening
    AND tell your friends!
    Over the last month I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European'
    scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Morrisons for a bit of
    shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to
    think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

    Here's how the scam works:

    Two seriously good-looking young men with foreign accents come over to
    your car and help pack your shopping into the boot. They then both start
    cleaning your windscreen. Their firm young bodies bulging out of their
    skimpy vest tops. It's impossible not to look.

    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead
    ask you for a lift to another store, in my case, Tesco's. You agree and
    they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing, and
    both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one
    of them climbs over into the front seat and starts kissing you, touching
    you intimately, and thrusting himself against you, while the other one
    steals your purse!

    I had my purse stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
    20th, 24th, and 29th. Also November 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three
    times last Saturday and very likely again this coming weekend.

    So Be Warned!

    P.S. Lidl have purses on sale for £1.99 each, Aldi are £1.75 and look
    nicer.

    Plumber with a sense of humor! Gotta love this guy!!

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  2. Chargette

    Chargette Well-Known Member

    I love the tattoo of the year.
     
  3. Marshmallow

    Marshmallow Staff Alumni

    Lmao, love the scam :laugh:
     
  4. Tam

    Tam Well-Known Member

    :rofl:

    I think you just got the job of resident laughter therapist. That's twice I've come on here all miserable and read your threads and actually laughed aloud - what a joy! Thanks.
     
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