Finally had enough. Been tryin, cryin, workin' and jerkin' Been up to my eyeballs in jerks & Ambitious worms The one thing I got for company I found onna street My lead pipe Gonna crack some yuppie heads Leave em coughing up blood and dead Maybe smash some cars Break necks with my bar And shove it up corporate ass I'll have a blast With my lead pipe Better than Nintendo, X Box or Ex Lax In fact, you can call me Jack of Heeeeeeeere's Johnny fame. I'm no longer lame Wit my lead pipe. I'll smash a Hasedic lawyer's head Wit my lead pipe I'll leave an IRS auditor dead Wit my lead pipe. Got no worries or gripes, always smiling in the night. It's just me and my lead pipe.