I think I hate you. There's always been a deadline. Best to keep with it. Remember, you've been on borrowed time for a while. Oh, by the by, how is that escape to Europe working out for you . You've squandered every possible opportunity in your life. In fact your life is more defined by your failures than anything else, isn't it? I really wish you had bigger balls and would just go for it. It was better when life was crumbling apart. Then you had an excuse to be sad. now? None. Welcome me back, James. I've been waiting for you with my jaws open and rotting with ulcers. I can't wait to bite into your flesh again. Oh, don't be scared. You know me. You need me. I define your life and always have. Welcome me back with open arms. I am so happy to see you again! I mean, for a while there, I was nervous, but the cuttings back, the ennui, plus there are NEW mistakes to harp on! James , my boy, I missed you! I'm like the scarf wrapped around your neck right now - trying to hide the bloody bandage from your classmates? Oh...this is too nice. :laugh: I can't wait for you to go to class today and make a jackass of yourself! How's your tooth feeling anyway...and how did that doctor's appointment go? Hmmm... you didn't go? You mean you failed again? You're such a boob! Anyhow, bud, you best get to writing your assignment. But just wanted to stop by and say hi. Sincerely, Your closest, eternal friend. Depression. P.S. Hey raise your hands if you've ever been molested and behaved like a jackass before! Oh, jeez, James...didn't see you there. That was so tasteless of me. Sorry.