Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by neverdie, Jan 10, 2008.

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    A lady walked into a LEXUS dealership
    just to browse. Suddenly she spotted
    the most beautiful car that she had
    ever seen & walked over to inspect
    it. As she bent forward to feel
    the fine leather upholstery,
    an unexpected little fart
    Embarrassed, she anxiously looked
    around to see if anyone had noticed
    & hoped a salesperson hadn't been
    near. But, as she turned back,
    there , standing next to her,
    was a salesman.

    With a pleasant smile he greeted her,
    'Good day Madame. How may we
    help you t oday?

    Trying to maintain an air of sophistication &
    acting as though nothing had happened,
    she smiled back & asked, 'Sir, what is
    the price of this lovely vehicle?'

    Still smiling pleasantly, he replied,
    ' Madame, I'm very sorry to say
    that if you farted simply from
    touching it, you are going
    to shit when you hear
    the price.'​

  2. gentlelady

    gentlelady Staff Alumni

  3. danni

    danni Chat Buddy

  4. rojomi

    rojomi Banned Member

    If you read Consumer Reports, you'd know Infiniti is considered the gold standard as far as luxury imports-domestic luxury, big yawn.
  5. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Member Safety & Support SF Supporter

  6. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Eccentric writer, general weirdo, heedless heathen

    haha nice
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