Little Fire Truck

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by neverdie, Oct 11, 2007.

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

    The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled
    by her dog and her cat The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look.

    "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with
    admiration. "Thanks" the girl says.

    The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl
    has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

    "Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell
    you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around
    the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster "

    The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right,
    but then I wouldn't have a siren."

  2. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

  3. *dilligaf*

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  4. abandof

    abandof Well-Known Member

    :blink: haha :laugh:
  5. Ignored

    Ignored Staff Alumni

    :laugh: I like that!! I'll remember not to tell this in my three year old niece's hearing, as she'd probably do it!!
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