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Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Terry, Dec 29, 2011.

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  1. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday,
    and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he
    decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note -- romantic, but not too personal.
    Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he bought a pair of white gloves;
    the younger sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.

    During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves
    and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents first, he sealed his
    package and mailed it to his sweetheart along with this note:



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    Darling,

    I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when
    we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the
    long ones with buttons, but she wears short ones that are easy to remove.

    These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she
    had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try
    yours on for me and she looked really smart.

    I wish I were there to put them on you for the first time, as no doubt other hands will
    come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.

    When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as
    they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.

    Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you
    will wear them for me on Friday night.

    All my Love,
    Hollingsworth

    P.S The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing ..
     
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  3. Mr Stewart

    Mr Stewart Well-Known Member

    :laugh:
     
  4. SaraRose

    SaraRose Well-Known Member

    :giggle:

    I loved it!
     
  5. ThornThatNeverHeals

    ThornThatNeverHeals Well-Known Member

    terry :eek:hmy: my poor innocent mind is not throughly burned with acid :eek:hmy:
     
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