Love Limerick

Discussion in 'Poet's Corner' started by kindtosnails, Dec 13, 2006.

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  1. kindtosnails

    kindtosnails Staff Alumni

    Was told..or um harrassed by a certain person to write a "love poem". Since I know nowt about lurve, I wrote a "love limerick"..heh is there such a thing? There is a peace offering.

    Don't take it serious. That would be silly.

    So..this is why I shouldn't write limericks..or in fact try to make things rhyme :tongue:

    There once was a gal named Blue,
    She loved a guy, it was true.
    His name was Esko
    And she fell for him so
    When they went on a trip to the zoo.

  2. The_Discarded

    The_Discarded Staff Alumni

    I was moved.

    Pure astounding brilliance.

    So pure, and so astounding, in fact, that I cried.

    Several times.
  3. theleastofthese

    theleastofthese SF Friend Staff Alumni

    I love limericks!:smile: Short and to the point, like haiku. Write some more - I liked this one a lot!:smile:

    Here's one I wrote:

    I know a neat person named Gene
    Whose eyes are the bluest I've seen.
    He's made such and impression
    That now I'm confessin'
    My thoughts are becoming obscene.:tongue:

  4. kindtosnails

    kindtosnails Staff Alumni

    Thanks Disc, it was an emotional poem to write :tongue:

    :laugh: Least...hmm I'm growing to like rhyming :eek:hmy:
  5. Wonderstuff

    Wonderstuff Staff Alumni

    I like it. And you took my suggestion of "true" rather than Mal's one of "poo".
    Thank you! Thank you! You made the right decision!!...and I really DO want World Peace!!!
    *makes like Miss World*

  6. Malcontent

    Malcontent Staff Alumni

    There was a young lady called Lauren
    Who liked to look at big sporran
    She flirted around
    And made a big sound
    But her accent sounded quite foriegn

  7. I like all yours far better (they made me smile - thanks) --- but this is the best I could come up with *sigh*

    There once was woman of shame
    who dared not use her real name
    She wrote of decent into sadness,
    describing sheer madness,
    lamenting that she’d n’er be the same

  8. xan

    xan Chat Buddy

    I seem to remember one about a woman from china... can't remember the next line though :tongue: .

    There once was a man who was a little depressed,
    Who was put under court order mental arrest,
    His condition declined to a new low,
    So he chucked himself from the nineth story window.

    Only took a couple of mins... still kinda crap
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  9. Malcontent

    Malcontent Staff Alumni

    I've done two more :biggrin:

    There was a young lady called bunny
    Who's hamster was really quite funny
    It sat in the dark
    And dreamt of the lark
    It would have rolling itself in cheap honey

    There was a young man called Joe
    Whom no one would dare call a ho
    His pants they were hunky
    His hair it was funky
    And his voice it was suitably low
  10. Abacus21

    Abacus21 Staff Alumni


    A bit worrying mate, but appreciated all the same ;)

    Funky hair eh? Ooh - you saucy old bean! :tongue:
  11. Wonderstuff

    Wonderstuff Staff Alumni

    Mal, you are a poetic (and, er, possibly comedic?) genius! :biggrin: :hug: :hug: :hug:
  12. kindtosnails

    kindtosnails Staff Alumni

    What have I started??! :laugh:
  13. Malcontent

    Malcontent Staff Alumni

    One in honor of our beloved founder ( :wink: )

    There was an old fogie called Bobin
    Who once got hit on the noggin
    His feet they are smelly
    But he has a nice belly
    He's my bitch and I give him a floggin'!
  14. Marshmallow

    Marshmallow Staff Alumni

    lmao!! Mal you genius! :laugh:
  15. Malcontent

    Malcontent Staff Alumni

    There was a young moron called Mal
    Who took the piss out of all of his pals
    He drove them all mad
    With his rhymes that were bad
    And they shoved a spike up his alimentary canal!

    :hiding: :rofl:
  16. theleastofthese

    theleastofthese SF Friend Staff Alumni

    Mal, you're really on a roll here...:biggrin: well, show us some more of your limerick artistry!:wink:

  17. kindtosnails

    kindtosnails Staff Alumni

    I thought if I never accepted,
    And the past was all but rejected,
    That life would be great,
    But it was too late -
    It caught up, as is to be expected.
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