Yeah, he's been bullying me for more than 12 years, now. Every time I talk to someone, and want to be friendly and calm, Lucifer intervenes and makes me sound like a madman. Every time I want to talk to customer service (of any kind) to resolve an issue, I want to be calm and explain the problem to them, but Lucifer urges me to scream and shout and curse at them. Every time someone cuts me off on the highway, I want to stay calm and move over to the right lane, but Lucifer says that I need to stay in the same lane and high beam the son of a bitch who just cut me off. Every time the pizza guy brings me the wrong pizza, I want to smile at the delivery guy and explain that it's the wrong pizza, but Lucifer tells me I need to be pissed off and give the delivery guy a hard time. Every time one of my neighbors makes a lot of noise, I want to go over to their place, knock on their door, and calmly request them to turn the noise down, but Lucifer needs me to be steaming hot pissed and be rude to my neighbors. I'm noticing a pattern, here. Lucifer won't be happy with me here on Earth. He wants me to be elsewhere, with him. Burning in the pits of Hell. After all, I did commit one sin in my life - I had sex with a married woman who had kids, so maybe my punishment is justifiable. Take it easy, Lucifer ! I'm not gonna call an exorcist. I'm just gonna go with you, wherever you want to go.