Damn. And I thought my life sucked...I'm in paradise compared to this dude. Certainly give a new meaning to those "Always after me lucky charms" commercials, don't it? Link to Lakeland, FL Ledger Dunno about you guys, but I'm going to feel so much safer with this criminal kingpin off the streets. $6.08 stolen, 15 years in jail. Seems reasonable, right?