Marriage troubleshoot

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by resistance, Feb 24, 2008.

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  1. resistance

    resistance Staff Alumni

    Dear Tech Support,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance. Particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as Football 5.0, Rugby 3.0 and Golf 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

    I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

    Signed,

    Desperate!!!

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    DEAR DESPERATE,

    First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

    Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5, but remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

    Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

    Good Luck,

    Tech Support
     
  2. Light_In_The_Dark

    Light_In_The_Dark Well-Known Member

    LOL! OMG thats so funny couse is true!
     
  3. nagisa

    nagisa Chat & Forum Buddy Staff Alumni

    LOL!!! :rofl:
     
  4. ~CazzaAngel~

    ~CazzaAngel~ Staff Alumni

    :rofl: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. psycho8

    psycho8 Well-Known Member

    Lol!:laugh: that's so funny:biggrin:
     
  6. :hysterica

    Oh, that's PRICELESS!!!! (thanks for that!)
     
  7. Acy

    Acy Mama Bear - TLC, Common Sense Staff Member Safety & Support

    LOL! That's very funny! (and sadly true for me :blink: ) Waiting for development of at least version 4.0 before considering "Husband" software again. :laugh:
     
  8. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

    :laugh:
     
  9. Joshuwah

    Joshuwah Well-Known Member

    ROFL lol
     
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