Men strike back!

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by neverdie, Feb 6, 2008.

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    How many men does it take to open a beer?
    None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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    Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
    Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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    Why do women have smaller feet than men?
    It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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    How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
    When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'
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    How do you fix a woman's watch?
    You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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    Why do men pass gas more than women?
    Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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    If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
    The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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    Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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    In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
    Then God created Man and rested.
    Then God created Woman.
    Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

    :rofl:
     
  2. ~CazzaAngel~

    ~CazzaAngel~ Staff Alumni

    :dry::eek:hmy::dry:
     
  3. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Alumni SF Supporter

    :rofl: funny but sexist
     
  4. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    :gun:
     
  5. Dragon

    Dragon Staff Alumni

    It made me laugh, so I won't hunt you down :tongue:
     
  6. $MyName

    $MyName Well-Known Member

    Funny cause it's true! *runs*
     
  7. Hurted

    Hurted Well-Known Member

    hahaha:smile:
     
  8. beauutyy

    beauutyy Well-Known Member

    bhahahahha.even though i am a woman.still great though :p
     
  9. $MyName

    $MyName Well-Known Member

    Can we expect the women to make a similar thread any day? :tongue:
     
  10. GoldenPsych

    GoldenPsych Well-Known Member

    There are lots of jokes out there about men 2. I am going to hunt some down now to get our own back!!!
     
  11. SadDude87

    SadDude87 Well-Known Member

    Lol.

    *Braces for the incoming man jokes
     
  12. GoldenPsych

    GoldenPsych Well-Known Member

    there you go! a whole new thread...

    I am off to cook dinner now before my boyfriend comes back from work... I do it as I love him. And I want to suprise him by sexy underwear and I want to go out this weekend to watch rugby!
     
  13. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Writer, Musician, Fun Lover, Magic Maker

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