More giggles

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Terry, Dec 15, 2011.

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  1. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    The Outhouse

    Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family had to use
    An outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer
    And freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on
    The bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old
    Outhouse straight into the creek.

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    One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little boy
    Decided today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. He
    found a large stick and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into
    The creek and floated away.

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    That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after
    Supper. Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why.
    The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It
    Was you, wasn't it son?"

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    The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read
    In school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and
    Didn't get into trouble because he told the truth."

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    The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in the cherry tree

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    Some research you might find interesting....
    UCLA STUDY (very interesting and short)

    A study worth sharing with friends both male and female:

    A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a bat up his ass while he is on fire.

    No further studies are expected on this subject.

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    And I love this guy's style

    http://www.flixxy.com/best-christmas-lights-display.htm
     
  2. Mortal Moon

    Mortal Moon Well-Known Member

    What do you call a psychic midget who escapes from prison?

    A small medium at large.
     
  3. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Alumni SF Supporter

    haha that cracked me up! lol
     
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