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Murphy's Lesser Known Laws

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by neverdie, Aug 31, 2007.

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

    Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

    Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

    Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

    The 50-50-90 rule:

    Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

    If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

    If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

    The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

    Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

    The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

    A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

    When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people
    who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
  2. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

    How true :eek:hmy: OUCH

    P.s I love you :laugh: you always manage to make me laugh :hug:
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  3. thedeafmusician

    thedeafmusician Staff Alumni

    hahahaha i like them.... made me smile =)

    thankies very much for sharing them - needed a laugh ^^

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