My day, a brutally honest portrayal

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  1. ACRon

    ACRon Well-Known Member

    Today started with a bit of a nightmare. I was due for an
    appointment at the dole office to register new details at
    1pm. upon stirring the first thing I saw was the clock,
    1.24pm. Nasty, I really needed to be there. Oh well, I
    have so little social conscious first thing I brushed this
    worry aside and continued my routine of making myself a
    cup of coffee followed swiftly by rolling a cigarette
    whilst reading my emails and checking the sports pages to
    see if Tottenham had signed any new players. they hadn't.

    The day wore on much in the same vain as it started, more
    coffee, more roll-ups and more internet browsing. Then I
    heard the doorbell ring. as soon as I started to consider
    the possible candidates for ruining my idle folly I began
    to feel a sense of dread. Oh yeah, I thought, My new
    councellor was making a visit. I'd totally forgotten about
    this so it turned a scheduled appointment, into an
    impromptue invasion of privacy.

    So I went to answer the door, two ladies dressed in black
    stood there. one very stern looking woman who looked as
    though she was on day release from the nunery, and another
    quite perky lady with black curly hair and a big smily
    face. Lovely, it was as though it was my birthday, but
    naturally for me I kept a glum expression and tried to
    keep myself from bieng charming or imposing.

    We chatted away for a while about my problems and sure
    enough they managed to get me down to my bare bones and we
    started talking about sex. My use of pornographic
    material, and my sex drive. They were very welcoming and
    reassuring me that this behaviour was normal. It was quite
    innocent untill I began to get a little tickling
    sensation, Sat back in my chair I had to lean forward to
    ensure no visible trace of my excitement was on show. one
    thing I've learned over the years is how to hide an
    erection. they were still talking but my focus was on her
    lips, I was hypnotised in a way. uselessly I was
    contemplating making a move, but just when i was going to
    reach out to her I snapped out of it. somehow I was able
    to gather my composure and 're-enter' the room. At that
    point they were starting to explain that they were about
    to leave, I still had an erection, oh dear. I had to stall
    them somehow, but my brain was not working, so had to
    think quickly and managed to stop the flow. It was a daze
    after that, and the incident passed.

    since then I've been playing games on my pc
  2. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    Well that sounded fun. Thought for one horrible moment u had 2 jehova witnesses at the door:laugh:

    Here's a slice of my day.
    Woke up after 3 hours sleep feeling like the walking dead.
    Uncovered the parrots and let the dogs out for a wee.
    Fed anyone who wanted feeding (the animals that is)
    Sat frozen solid to the chair with tea in hand cos I got mail.
    One letter was from the DHSS..freaked out!!
    Hour and half later have filled in yet another piggin form from the DHSS office telling then exactly what I said on the last one.
    Realised I would actually have no money left by the end of this week and will have to sell my piano. :sad:
    Walked dogs and cried the whole time.
    Came back cooked and cried the whole time.
    Tried to watch tv and cried the whole time.
    Came in chat and nearly bit my tongue off trying not to say something cutting to someone who was being a prat!!
    Am now sitting in bed knowing I'm going to get about 3 hours sleep and tomorrow will be just as bad as today :sad: ITS A GRAND LIFE
  3. ACRon

    ACRon Well-Known Member

    :laugh: re: jehovas, is that because Im a spurs fan per chance? I assure you its purely for football reasons. I know your a cockney lass at heart so I will try and avoid any tribal utterings :wink:

    Please don't cry :sad: get some sleep.

    Send me an email tomorrow telling me about your day, (if you want of course) and I want to hear something positive out of you. can you manage that? :smile:
  4. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    I'll give it a try Sketches but u aint gonna want to speak to me after this...I'm an Arsenal fan :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  5. ACRon

    ACRon Well-Known Member

    (holds head in hands and sobs) It was nice knowing you :laugh:

    I have a close friend who's a gooner.

    I'll leave the lines of communication open............
  6. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Just for that "Up the Spurs ! " :puke:
  7. ACRon

    ACRon Well-Known Member


    And Well done to the Arsenal #spit#

    See you in the Semi final :wink:
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