My Next Life I want to live my next life backwards! You start out dead and get that out of the way first. Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting a nice big pension. When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until soon you're too young to work. So then, you go to college: play sports, date, drink, and party. As you get even younger, you become a kid again. You go to school, play, and have no responsibilities. In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy. You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap. Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.