My next life

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Terry, May 14, 2008.

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  1. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    My Next Life

    I want to live my next life backwards!

    You start out dead and get that out of the way first.

    Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

    When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting a nice big pension.

    When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

    You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until soon you're too young to work.

    So then, you go to college: play sports, date, drink, and party.

    As you get even younger, you become a kid again.

    You go to school, play, and have no responsibilities.

    In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.

    You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap.

    Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

    I rest my case. ​
  2. fromthatshow

    fromthatshow Staff Alumni SF Supporter

    This is the best thing I've ever read.
    I'm taking this route for my next life too.
  3. Casey.

    Casey. Well-Known Member

    Hahaha. It sounds good to me! Skip the nursing home, go straight to retirement. :) Also, the orgasm might not be for me either ;) Tube-baby :D
  4. ScouseJM

    ScouseJM Well-Known Member

    :rofl: fabulous
  5. ari

    ari Staff Alumni

    ok hun you got me with another one...still laughing from the last one I am going to pee my pants
  6. Ruby

    Ruby Well-Known Member


    I love this
  7. carol2237

    carol2237 Guest

    :rofl: wow. Just wow. But i totally agree

  8. 2cents

    2cents Well-Known Member

    love it!! i read it line by line with full anticipation of what is going to be in the next line. it makes my day :laugh:
  9. nagisa

    nagisa Staff Alumni

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  10. Testify

    Testify Well-Known Member

    That's how life used to be.
    Until one day, I wished and wished and wished, that we'd get born, then die.
    Then this life happened.
    It'll go back to normal next time.
  11. lifeisashedog

    lifeisashedog Well-Known Member

    You go to school ... and have no responsibilities.

    What a contradiction in terms!!!

  12. Cas

    Cas Well-Known Member

    Haha. I love it!! :laugh:
  13. danni

    danni Chat Buddy

    :laugh: I wish that was true that be awesome when you 70 and have your house I be yelling " you damn kids get off my yard" :laugh: chasing them down with a whip :laugh:
  14. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

    :laugh: terry
  15. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Member Safety & Support SF Supporter

    :laugh: love it!!
  16. hammockmonkey

    hammockmonkey Well-Known Member

    Anyone read "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"?
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