Name 5 'celebs' famous only by circumstance.

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  1. TheWr0ngChild

    TheWr0ngChild Well-Known Member

    These include heirs, footballer's wives, popstars kids etc.

    Here's mine.

    Paris Hilton - Talentless heiress to the Hilton Hotels brand fortune.

    Peaches Geldof - Bratty daugher of Bob Geldof

    Courtney Love - Failed in music and became famous soley from Kurt Cobain's death.

    Victoria Beckam - Failed in the Spice Girls but is famous thanks the the worlds most well known footballer, not an ounce of talent between them.

    Yoko Ono - Ghoulishly famous only from keeping the death if John Lennon in the media, certainly no beatles fan, to be frank she's scary.
  2. Aurora Gory Alice

    Aurora Gory Alice Well-Known Member

    Jade Goody - Most big brother contestants were forgotten about, wish she had followed suit!

    Katie Price - Famous for... having boobs. Big wow.

    Kelly Osbourne - Talentless hack frankly. I wish she'd get off my tv screen.

    Kevin Federline - Famous for marrying Britney. Well done mate!

    Kimberely Stewart/Nicole Richie/Paris Hilton - Just why why and why?
  3. AGoodGuyInABadPlace

    AGoodGuyInABadPlace New Member

    Dave Mustaine - for being a part of early Metallica. Credited in Met bio books for been kicked out for alcoholism and drug abuse. Go Dave.

    I know it's already been posted but I don't see myself leaving this one out.

    Paris Hilton.

    Wives of football players. All of em.

    Liv Tyler - daddy finally spoke out. phew.

    Donald Trump. - much like Liv Tyler.

    Lady Gaga - for succeeding taking strip club show into music showbusiness. THIS is how record companies CEOs are won, people. Study lap dance!

    Will Young - talentlessness also has chances. Actually, biggest of all. Just take a cover, record deal, and don't bother writing your own stuff! Classic song done in a dull unchanged way will do just fine!Happy touring!

    Wow. 5 already?
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  4. shades

    shades Staff Alumni

    Nicole Richie-(I know she's been mentioned) but she needs another
    mention because she's the no-talent friend of Paris who's only
    famous because of the family as already mentioned.

    Johnny Cochran -only because he was O.J.'s attorney at the murder trial

    George Bush-he happened to be president while Dick Cheney was running
    the country into the ground

    Simon Cowell-a no-talent judge of mostly no-talent people

    Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore-they're only still in the news because she
    is married to a much younger guy and he
    hasn't done anything since he married her
    except camera commercials (are they even
    married? WHO CARES?)
  5. Crue-K

    Crue-K Well-Known Member

    Jade Goody - I know already mentioned. She was a no talent retard.

    Diana - The princess of tarts, this royal parasite was a wh**e and craved publicity when it suited her, good riddance. May all the other royals follow suit.

    Gordon Brown - This unelected buffoon is responsible for nearly bankrupting the UK and part of an oppresive government that has single handed dissected and removed so many of our civil liberties.

    James Blunt - Boring, talentless, and because he is a c**t

    Amy Wh**ehouse sorry I mean Winehouse - Has there ever been a bigger waste of space than this minging crackwh**e that looks like she has been constantly hit with an ugly stick, has awful voice which is even worse than that of Katie Price (Jordan).

    and so many, many more......
  6. BlondRedHead

    BlondRedHead Well-Known Member

    Octomom - had a bunch of babies

    Kato Kaylen - a driver for OJ

    Paris Hilton - Famous because she was some millionares daughter and she made a porno

    Heidi Montage - made friends with a girl who had her own show, her and scummy bf start drama, now we get to hear about every detail of literally their lives

    kfed- a dancer who hooked up with Britney at a bad time in her life, left his prego gf for her, married her and made a horrible cd, had kids and somehow became the good guy
  7. NotSureAnymore

    NotSureAnymore Well-Known Member

    Kim Kardashian- Made a porno with Ray Jay (his sibling his r & b singer Brandy) that was put on 'teh internets' for all to see. He's a r & b singer as well.

    Monica Lewinsky- erm had an Oral er Oval Office affair with prez #42, Bill Clinton.

    Heidi and Spender Pratt- I see them on tmz all the time.. and I haven't a clue who they are lol. They're are a pair of attention seeking *****s, IMO.

    Jon and Kate Gosselin- Had a bunch of kids, 8 to be exact. Had their entire lives broad casted on tv for all to view. And now they're having relationship problems. He's supposedly cheating on her.. and etc etc blah blah.
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  8. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Alumni SF Supporter

    Jodie Marsh-Famous for her enormous fake b**bs.

    Jordan-Same as above ^^.

    Paris and nicky hilton

    nicole richie

    kevin federline-not sure about him though, think he could have been a famous dancer before marrying britney?
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