> Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight. > She was from Quality Street , he was a Fisherman's Friend. > > On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and > Butter, she had a Wine Gum. > > He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said. > "I'm the one with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way. > > They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr >Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. > >It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and > felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his >Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs. > > Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let > him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was > pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as > she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. > > When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. > She wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink > Wafers looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her > Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper! > > Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, > Caramel. Sadly, 3 days later his Magnum lolly started to drip. It > turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts!!!