Naughty Sweets!

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Spikey, May 14, 2007.

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  1. Spikey

    Spikey Senior Member

    > Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.
    > She was from Quality Street , he was a Fisherman's Friend.
    > On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and
    > Butter, she had a Wine Gum.
    > He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said.
    > "I'm the one with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.
    > They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr
    >Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
    >It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and
    > felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his
    >Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs.
    > Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let
    > him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was
    > pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as
    > she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.
    > When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie.
    > She wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink
    > Wafers looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her
    > Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!
    > Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife,
    > Caramel. Sadly, 3 days later his Magnum lolly started to drip. It
    > turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts!!!
  2. Wonderstuff

    Wonderstuff Staff Alumni

    Omg that's FILTHY!!! But made me laugh :tongue:
  3. Spearmint

    Spearmint Well-Known Member

    :laugh: That's so wrong, but oh so funny.
  4. becky82

    becky82 Well-Known Member

    :laugh: that is fantastic dirty maybe but it made me laugh!
  5. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    I knew I shouldnt have read it...I knew to change peed self from continuous fits of laughter :dry: :rolleyes: :laugh:
  6. Marshmallow

    Marshmallow Staff Alumni

    *reserves comment about Terry's knickers* :zipped: :laugh:


    *ducks slapd* :tongue:

    Very funny!! :laugh: :laugh:
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