New jersey hunters

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Petal, May 14, 2009.

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  1. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Alumni SF Supporter

    A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

    The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

    The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
  2. shades

    shades Staff Alumni

    Yes...this could ONLY happen in Jersey :laugh:

    Just kidding, Jersey folks!

    Cute...but seriously, you should hear some of the things that are said in 911 calls! I watch a lot of crime stories on cable T.V. and the 911 responders, when responding to very urgent calls involving shootings usually say things like "o.k., take it easy...are you sure your friend was he'll try and get someone out there right away".
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