New word for Viagra

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by deathiscoming, Jul 13, 2007.

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  1. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for
    Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of
    government experts, it recently announced that it has
    settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also
    considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin,
    Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.


    Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be
    available in liquid form, and will be marketed by
    Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a
    mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally
    pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer
    call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to
    the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good
    old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new
    concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.


    Thought for the day: There is more money being spent
    on breast implants and Viagra today than on
    Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there
    should be a large elderly population with perky boobs
    and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of
    what to do with them.

    :rofl:
     
  2. Cybrsk8r

    Cybrsk8r Well-Known Member

    :lolabove:

    :humpie::humpie:
     
  3. Bostonensis

    Bostonensis Guest

    What would happen to the dogs when they becomes man's bestfriend. The cosmetic surgeons have to do 6 or more breasts implants instead of two. Good for them more business.:tongue:
     
  4. expressive_child

    expressive_child Well-Known Member

    Emmmmm...huh..? So blur..
     
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