None of that Sissy Crap

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by neverdie, Jan 13, 2008.

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,
    But never actually come close to reality?
    Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
    You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
    Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
    1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
    The sorry bastard who made you sad.
    2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
    3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
    4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
    5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
    6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
    7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
    Again. I don't want whatever you have.
    8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
    9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
    'because you are my friend'.
    Friendship is like peeing your pants,
    everyone can see it,
    But only you can feel the true warmth.

  2. FoReVeR LoSt

    FoReVeR LoSt Well-Known Member

    hahaha i love that!!
  3. resistance

    resistance Staff Alumni

    Nothing better than blatant honesty. :tongue:
  4. gentlelady

    gentlelady Staff Alumni

    Not sure about all those :blink:
  5. bunny

    bunny Staff Alumni

    can people please apply #6 to any time they talk to me :biggrin:
  6. gentlelady

    gentlelady Staff Alumni

    :hug: bunny. That one is good for me too, :laugh:
  7. abandof

    abandof Well-Known Member

    Why does most of that make complete sense? ..........:rolleyes:
  8. Raven

    Raven Guest

    3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

    Maybe this is why most of my freinds run when I smile, I swear it was a good idea in my head at the time :unsure:
  9. Azul

    Azul Well-Known Member

  10. smackh2o

    smackh2o SF Supporter

    Sounds about right XD
  11. GypsyGirl

    GypsyGirl Well-Known Member

  12. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

  13. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Eccentric writer, general weirdo, heedless heathen

    haha now those are real friends!
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