Nuclear power

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by neverdie, Apr 13, 2008.

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

    The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

    'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

    'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

    The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

    To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit

    :rofl:
     
  2. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Alumni SF Supporter

    :rofl: haha gud 1 !!!
     
  3. gentlelady

    gentlelady Staff Alumni

    That is too funny :laugh:
     
  4. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

  5. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Writer, Musician, Fun Lover, Magic Maker

    hilarious
     
  6. vir

    vir Well-Known Member

    Deer, like rabbits, have an intestine that squeezes rhythmically, producing a little pellet of poop with each squeeze. These collect in the colon and are discharged all at once. Horses and cows don't have this type of a digestive system, so their poop goes straight through, but cows have a more efficient digestive system that breaks down the grass further than that of horses, thus its less solid consistency. I know this was supposed to be a joke, but I kind of was hoping this was a serious thread on nuclear power. :p
     
  7. lightbeam

    lightbeam Antiquities Friend

    :lol!: Funny joke!
     
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