Nuclear power

[neverdie]

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit

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[Petal]

:rofl: haha gud 1 !!!

 

[gentlelady]

That is too funny :laugh:

 

[*dilligaf*]

hehehe

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

hilarious

 

[vir]

Deer, like rabbits, have an intestine that squeezes rhythmically, producing a little pellet of poop with each squeeze. These collect in the colon and are discharged all at once. Horses and cows don't have this type of a digestive system, so their poop goes straight through, but cows have a more efficient digestive system that breaks down the grass further than that of horses, thus its less solid consistency. I know this was supposed to be a joke, but I kind of was hoping this was a serious thread on nuclear power. :-p

 

[lightbeam]

:lol!: Funny joke!