Nuclear power

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by neverdie, Apr 13, 2008.

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

    The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

    'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

    'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

    The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

    To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit

  2. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Member Safety & Support SF Supporter

    :rofl: haha gud 1 !!!
  3. gentlelady

    gentlelady Staff Alumni

    That is too funny :laugh:
  4. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

  5. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Eccentric writer, general weirdo, heedless heathen

  6. vir

    vir Well-Known Member

    Deer, like rabbits, have an intestine that squeezes rhythmically, producing a little pellet of poop with each squeeze. These collect in the colon and are discharged all at once. Horses and cows don't have this type of a digestive system, so their poop goes straight through, but cows have a more efficient digestive system that breaks down the grass further than that of horses, thus its less solid consistency. I know this was supposed to be a joke, but I kind of was hoping this was a serious thread on nuclear power. :p
  7. lightbeam

    lightbeam Antiquities Friend

    :lol!: Funny joke!
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