I used to have this very good friend But he screw me, so he is my fiend He was once the friendly Mr. Mitch, but right now he's a son of a bitch! There is a pretty girl I used to know Butidiotic I am, got terribly screwed! They say first cut is the deepest cut Yeah, even worst got cut by a slut! That bloody fool is one twisted fuck! Everything about him totally sucked! He is full of shit about and stupid lust Aahaa..his sorry ass I'm sure to bust! There comes the old bitchy prositute Yeah, well, at least she's still so cute Ptttuuuiiiii....it makes me wanna puke! Damn..sorry for being so fucking rude! I think I'm a bad and ill mannered guy Moreover, I always tell all sorts of lies Also I have made so many people cry Sigh..I swear I will change or I will die So here is my oath to be a better man; I swear I'll change or I'll be goddamned! Oh fuck! Did I just say something vulgar? No no no no...I just dupe all ya suckas!