Jeeeezus.... -___- Nah- I can laugh; it's cool. My grandma is super eccentric, kinda like me, but even *I* see half the crap she does as pure craziness! I'm going to stay with her for a couple of weeks in the fall to help her write an autobiography. She has a MILLION crazy stories to tell though, so I'll basically be recording them and writing down main points-- and making a timeline last. The actual book writing will probably take a few years to complete, but I figured I'd need to see her soon to get all of the material I could before she 'croaks'. She's a woman who prefers to live in a trailer with frozen pipes in the wintertime-- eating rotting food; meanwhile she has over 13mill. in the bank. Her family were big money years and years ago-- some of Canada's first irish/scottish settlers and the founders of many small towns in central Ontario. She was 'abducted by aliens' 4 times! Had many pregnancy complications- lots of health problems but always made it through somehow. XD I love her stories! Whether she's bullshitting me or not, she has alot to say and I always figured her stories would make a good book. Mom often gets annoyed by gramma; as do the rest of our family members... Though gram is crazy, she was also the woman who taught me how to play the piano and sing when I was a small child. ...she also gave me dolls with chewed out eyes for Christmas one year... and once when I built a snowman in the yard- she made me tear it down because she thought it was alive and moving around the yard, going to come and kill us in our sleep... yep... crazy gramma... I love you. I kinda wish you weren't such a tight-wad so that my family hadn't had to suffer through living in homeless and battered women's shelters when we were kids. -____- ...yep... crazy ol' grandma.