Old Men

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by neverdie, Sep 3, 2007.

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several
    years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely: Picnic tables,
    horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees. The
    pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it over as he hadn't been there in a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was 9 young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

    He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

    Old men can still think fast. :biggrin:
     
  2. Marshmallow

    Marshmallow Staff Alumni

    hahahahahahaha i like that one!!!! :laugh:
     
  3. xashleyTX

    xashleyTX Guest

    LOL. That's funny. :laugh:
     
  4. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    :laugh:
     
  5. ~CazzaAngel~

    ~CazzaAngel~ Staff Alumni

    :eek:hmy::laugh:
     
  6. Spearmint

    Spearmint Well-Known Member

    :laugh: :nono:
     
  7. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

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