One for the girls :P

[Terry]

A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
IN HOT WATER

I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN
ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW
TO COMBINE MARRIAGE
AND A CAREER

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST
BETTER RICH

I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN
And I HAVE A GUN

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I KNOW HOW
TO USE IT

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT
THE FIRST TIME

DO NOT START WITH ME.
YOU WILL NOT WIN



ALL STRESSED OUT
AND NO ONE
TO CHOKE

And last but not least:




IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN

 

[innocencexisxlove]

very nice!!
:smile: here's some other funnies!
*no pics though:[ sorry*

NEVER underestimate
the stupidity
of boys in
LARGE groups.

It's been lovely,
but i have to scream now.

I love when I'm right,
Which is always.

 

[gentlelady]

How true these are !