Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Terry, Feb 1, 2009.

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  1. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    Now I lay me Down to sleep I pray the Lord My shape to keep.

    Please no wrinkles Please no bags And please lift my butt Before it sags.

    Please no age spots Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away.

    Please keep me healthy Please keep me young, ! And thank you Dear Lord

    For all that you've done.

    Five tips for a woman....

    1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

    2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

    3. It is important to find a man you can count on! And doesn't lie to you.

    4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

    5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

    Foot Note:

    One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
    'If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.'

    Below is a wonderful poem Audrey Hepburn wrote when asked to share her 'beauty tips.'

    It was read at her funeral years later.

    For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.

    For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.

    For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.

    For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day.

    For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone.

    People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone.

    Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms.

    As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands; one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others.
  2. Marshmallow

    Marshmallow Staff Alumni

    After recent convosations .... i have nothing to say.

  3. gentlelady

    gentlelady Staff Alumni

    Great way to end the day Terry :)
  4. hollowvoice

    hollowvoice Senior Member & Antiquities Friend

    so 2 years later ...hows the shape terry ???:rofl:
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