Pay the Bridge Troll

Discussion in 'Poet's Corner' started by Twocky61, Mar 26, 2014.

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  1. Twocky61

    Twocky61 Banned Member

    "Anyone crossing my bridge" says the troll
    "You all have to pay the toll
    One buck a head
    Or you end up dead
    For me to eat in my bread roll"

    "Fat people pay double
    Or there will be trouble
    You are too heavy for the bridge supports
    Too many pies you have bought
    You are shaped like a bubble"

    So to save money to spend on pies
    The chubblies swim or at least try
    But really they sink like a stone
    Whilst on their cell phone
    And they start to cry
     
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