Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by neverdie, Dec 12, 2007.

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

    I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.

    The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

    Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.

    "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

  2. GypsyGirl

    GypsyGirl Well-Known Member

  3. Acy

    Acy Mama Bear - TLC, Common Sense Staff Member Safety & Support

    :rofl::rofl::rofl: Yes, way to go Dad!
  4. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    Wants to marry that man :laugh::laugh::laugh:
  5. Moony

    Moony Well-Known Member

    Can't get bored with a dad like that ! :laugh:
  6. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Eccentric writer, general weirdo, heedless heathen

    that guy is awesome
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