Penis Study (Adult Content)

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  1. itmahanh

    itmahanh Senior Member & Antiquities Friend

    The Penis Study

    The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

    After the US published the study, the French decided to do they're own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

    Newfoundlanders, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks, a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of beer they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead!
     
  2. itmahanh

    itmahanh Senior Member & Antiquities Friend

    Interesting read. Amazed that a small province in Canada could find such indisputeable results on a meager budget and so little time. Think some of the other countries could learn a thing or two about budgetting (lmfao!!!!!)
     
  3. fweeps

    fweeps Staff Alumni

    Lmfao
     
  4. Issaccs

    Issaccs Well-Known Member

    During the space race Americans spent millions on the invention of a pen that could write in zero gravity.
    The Russians used a pencil.
     
  5. shades

    shades Staff Alumni

    Carla & Isaacs: :rofl:
     
  6. planechaser

    planechaser Well-Known Member

    Yea i think i havent laughed that much in a long time!!! THANKS i needed that :smug:
     
  7. lifeisashedog

    lifeisashedog Well-Known Member

    Slavic KnowHow :1st:
     
  8. fromthatshow

    fromthatshow Staff Alumni

  9. nagisa

    nagisa Chat & Forum Buddy Staff Alumni

    Haaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
     
  10. lifeisashedog

    lifeisashedog Well-Known Member

    One more "Slavic KnowHow" story



    During the war in Balkans, American Air Force attacked Serbia and serbian defense managed to shoot down one "invisible" F117 bomber.

    Few days later an ad appeared in local serbian newspaper:

    "I sell parts for an invisible tractor."
     
  11. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Alumni SF Supporter

    omg! :rofl:
     
  12. itmahanh

    itmahanh Senior Member & Antiquities Friend

    It's the visual to this that I keep having that really does me in (lmfao).
     
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