personality defect test

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  1. Alexpt2

    Alexpt2 Well-Known Member

    http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=4741219933576750506

    This is a funny little test I just took. I got a nice laugh out of it.

    *warning* If your overly sensitive, easily offended, or lack a sense of humor, then dont take this test. Its meant purely as a joke and should be taken with a grain of salt. There's no way to do well on this test. No matter how you anwser the questions, your results are going to be bad.

    btw, in case anyone's interested, I got "spiteful loner" According to the test, I am the personality type most likely to go on a shooting rampage :eek:hmy::blink:
     
  2. Juliaa

    Juliaa Well-Known Member

    ahaha i love the notes underneth the questions xD

    i got, Brute.
    You are 43% Rational, 29% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
    huh. haha.
     
  3. The_8th_Wonder

    The_8th_Wonder senior Member

    You scored 71% on Rationality,
    You scored 14% on Extroversion
    You scored 29% on Brutality
    You scored 29% on Arrogance
     
  4. Spearmint

    Spearmint Well-Known Member

    You are 86% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.
     
  5. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Alumni SF Supporter

    You are 14% rational ,14% extroverted, 43% brutal and 71% arrogant.
     
  6. unbearable

    unbearable Well-Known Member

    emo kid :tongue:

    You are 0% Rational, 29% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 43% Arrogant.

    1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational. 2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
    3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
    4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
     
  7. LostSpirit

    LostSpirit Well-Known Member

    Emo Kid
    You are 29% Rational, 29% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 43% Arrogant.



    You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. (And Jesus almost never pukes, being immortal and not requiring an act of puke to dispell toxins from his corporeal manifestation.) If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being that go something like this:
    life is a spike / upon which i have impaled mysefl / fuck you dad

    So, your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited. Plus, your poetry really upsets your father.

    I probably made you cry, didn't I? Fucking Emo Kid.
     
  8. JohnADreams

    JohnADreams Well-Known Member

    I think I got robot last time...

    Robot

    You are 100% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 43% Arrogant.

    Yep, robot again.
     
  9. NPNS

    NPNS Well-Known Member

    heh. I'm an unemotional robot.
     
  10. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Writer, Musician, Fun Lover, Magic Maker

    Your result for The Personality Defect Test ...
    Bitch-Slap
    You are 0% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.

    lol awesome
     
  11. SaraRose

    SaraRose Well-Known Member

    I'm the...

    Emo Kid

    You are
    14% Rational,
    14% Extroverted,
    14% Brutal
    14% Arrogant.

    I love it how all the numbers are the same! :hamtaro:
     
  12. Sais

    Sais Well-Known Member

    Nice little test:

    Class Clown,
    go figure

    14% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

    Damn, I wanted to be the Starving Artist!
    funny results : 0% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 100% Arrogant.
     
  13. LillMy8989

    LillMy8989 Well-Known Member

    Schoolyard Bully:poke:

    You are 0% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 43% Arrogant.
     
  14. Smartass
    You are 57% Rational, 100% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 86% Arrogant.
    You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. In fact, you could very well be the anti-Christ, as you are almost the exact opposite of everything Jesus was supposed to be. While Jesus says love your enemy, you say love beating the crap out of your enemy. While Jesus raises the dead, you raise hell. While Jesus walks on water, you tend to sink. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical.
    *
    To put it less negatively:
    1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
    2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
    3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
    4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.
    *
     
  15. MorganaNever

    MorganaNever Well-Known Member

    The fuck

    I'm a sociopath. 71 rational, 43 extroverted, 71 brutal and 57 arrogant.

    Well I'm not but it says a lot about my current mindset...
     
  16. Snake

    Snake Well-Known Member

    I didn't know you needed an OKCupid account to see the results, looks like I wasted another 8 minutes of my life...

    THAT'S IT.

    Test Result: Professional Waster
    "You spend little time interacting with other people, usually working within you safety zone (you little pansy!) and enjoying the comfort of a lonely existance. You barely remember the last time you talked to someone (and since you're male, you can't even remember the last time you talked to a girl) but you sure can remember the last time you masturbated to that sick donkey porn with pregnant midgets."
     
  17. Mr Stewart

    Mr Stewart Well-Known Member

    Spiteful loner.

    You are 100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 86% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.

    It seems to interpret avoidant and reclusive traits as having outwardly violent connotations without many questions along that line to substantiate the final conclusion. ie, reclusive person with limited empathy does not necessarily mean potentially violent.

    edit--- there I go taking things too literally. test for funsies, must remember to interpret final outcomes as funsies for fun not serious. :chargrined:
     
  18. Poixe

    Poixe Member

    Your result for The Personality Defect Test ...
    Sociopath
    You are 71% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
    Nice to know, I suppose.
     
  19. muse1001

    muse1001 Well-Known Member

    Your result for The Personality Defect Test ...
    Robot

    You are 57% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.

    I'd have to disagree with this result, but fun test nonetheless lol.
     
  20. r127q

    r127q Well-Known Member

    Thought I'd start off the day, and my first post, by taking this test and sharing my results. I'm not at all surprised to learn I'm a Robot.

    86% Rational
    0% Extroverted
    29% Brutal
    14% Arrogant
     
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