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Pharmaceutical Understanding

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Petal, Feb 8, 2008.

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  1. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Member Safety & Support SF Supporter

    A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

    The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license. They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not—you cannot have any cyanide!"

    The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

    The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
  2. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    I love it !!! :laugh:
  3. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

  4. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Eccentric writer, general weirdo, heedless heathen

    lol that is great
  5. lightbeam

    lightbeam Antiquities Friend

    Oh dear...

  6. total eclipse

    total eclipse SF Friend Staff Alumni

    lol that did make me chuckle good one
  7. SaraRose

    SaraRose Well-Known Member

    I loved that one!
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