Pleasing A Women

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by addisonbb, Aug 18, 2010.

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  1. addisonbb

    addisonbb New Member

    A new, special kind of store just opened up in a Manhatten shopping center. This store sells husbands, yes that's right - women can browse men from floors of choices.

    Actually, there are 6 floors of men, and with an increase in the floor level bringing an positive attributes... a nifty setup - with a catch. As you open the door to any floor, you may choose a man from that floor but if you go up, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. Interesting, right?

    So a young woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

    The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

    The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

    The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

    The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

    The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 7,548,652 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor only exists as proof that women are impossible to please.
    What'd You Think?


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  2. ASkylitDrive

    ASkylitDrive Well-Known Member

    That just made my morning.
  3. Sa Palomera

    Sa Palomera Well-Known Member

    Hah, that made me smile!
  4. KittyGirl

    KittyGirl Well-Known Member

    haha XD
  5. flyingdutchmen

    flyingdutchmen Well-Known Member

  6. boo

    boo Well-Known Member

    You forgot to mention they also sells Harlequin Books on the 6th floors. *shivers*
  7. Remedy

    Remedy Chat & Forum Buddy

    hahaha :tongue:
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