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PMS and Lightbulbs

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by bunny, Mar 6, 2007.

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  1. bunny

    bunny Staff Alumni

    Q. How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A. One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN. WHY??? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! THE HOUSE!!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...

  2. ~CazzaAngel~

    ~CazzaAngel~ Staff Alumni

    :eek:hmy: :hysterica
  3. Lost Disciple

    Lost Disciple Well-Known Member

  4. FoReVeR LoSt

    FoReVeR LoSt Well-Known Member

    that's wicked :laugh:
  5. theleastofthese

    theleastofthese SF Friend Staff Alumni

    :goodone: :rofl: :hysterica

    Thank God I'm too old to have to put up with that shit anymore!! lol:smile:

  6. SmilePretty

    SmilePretty Staff Alumni

    sounds familiar :p
  7. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    So familiar it's positively scarey:blink: :blink: :unsure: :unsure: :laugh:
  8. Malcontent

    Malcontent Staff Alumni

    It's not as funny, but my mum told me a joke similar to that.

    How many women with PMS does it take to change a lightbulb?
  9. thedeafmusician

    thedeafmusician Staff Alumni

    Hahahahahahahahahah :rofl:
  10. Lost Disciple

    Lost Disciple Well-Known Member

  11. beautifuloblivion

    beautifuloblivion Well-Known Member


    I didn't think anything could make me laugh today...

    Thanks, I needed that! :laugh:
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