Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by neverdie, Apr 14, 2008.

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

    Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until
    One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a
    Divorce for him.

    The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
    And asked him the following questions:

    L: Have you any grounds?
    P: Yes, an acre and half and a nice little ho me.

    L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
    P: It is made of concrete.

    L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
    P: No, we have carport, and not need one.

    L: I mean, what are your relations like?
    P: All my relations are still in Poland.

    L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
    P: We have a hi-fidelity stereo and a good DVD player.

    L: Does your wife beat you up?
    P: No, I am always up before her.

    L: Is your wife a nagger?
    P: No, she is white.

    L: Why do you want this divorce?
    P: She is going to kill me.

    L: What makes you think that?
    P: I got proof.
    L: What kind of proof?
    P: She is going to poison me.

    She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in
    I can read and it say: Polish Remover".

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