Polite way to pee

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by neverdie, Mar 20, 2008.

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good
    manners, asked her students the following question:

    Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young
    lady,how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

    Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
    The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.

    What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am
    sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.

    That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word
    bathroom at the dinner table.

    And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us
    your good manners?"

    I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have
    to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll
    get to meet after dinner. "

    The teacher fainted.

  2. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

  3. Surviving

    Surviving Well-Known Member

  4. *dilligaf*

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  5. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Alumni SF Supporter

  6. x.R.x

    x.R.x Well-Known Member

    took me a while to get it but :laugh:
  7. gentlelady

    gentlelady Staff Alumni

    How old were these kids? :blink:
  8. carol2237

    carol2237 Guest

    lol, wow...

  9. Hurted

    Hurted Well-Known Member

  10. lifeisashedog

    lifeisashedog Well-Known Member

    They grow up so fast :eek:hmy:
  11. moogkitz

    moogkitz Well-Known Member

    Little Johnny... a perv in the making. :rofl:
  12. itmahanh

    itmahanh Senior Member & Antiquities Friend

    Gotta love little Johnny:laugh:
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